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REGISTERED FLEX OFFENDER
by Ruby Rare
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I'm a bag spender, I'm a flex offender
Ain't no pretender, all these pussies fake as Slender
Got abad temper, I'll leave you dismembered
Smokin g on the gas, got me walking off-kilter
I'm a bag spender, I'm a flex offender
Ain't no pretender, all these pussies fake as Slender
Got a bad temper, I'll leave you dismembered
Smoking on the gas, got me walking off-kilter
Piping your chick like the Mario Brothers (Wahoo!)
Booty so big, leave it sore when I fuck her (Owie!)
She think I love her, I came on her comforter (Came on her comforter)
Dip out the crib, and I'm off to another (Gotta blast)
Ruby go stupid, go crazy, I'm zooted (I just smoked five bowls)
She handle my balls like she bowl in olympics (Olympic athlete)
She thick with an ass, booty bounce on my dick (Booty bounce on my dick)
She take it like nothing, she freaky 'n shit (she freaky n shit)
Up in her ass like she horny for shit (Yeah, yeah)
She got an accent, not talking the whip (Yeah, yeah)
Ruby a freak, wanting chains and a whip (Yeah, yeah)
She call me papi then swallow my kids (Yeah, yeah)
Sipping that liquor, I'm tryna get lit (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Lit Living Life, that's the motto, ya dig (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Spend the night with a model, we finished the bottle (Yeah, yeah yeah)
Small town kid but my dreams what I live (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah)
I'm a bag spender, I'm a flex offender
Ain't no pretender, all these pussies fake as Slender
Got a bad temper, I'll leave you dismembered
Smoking on the gas, got me walking off-kilter
I'm a bag spender, I'm a flex offender
Ain't no pretender, all these pussies fake as Slender
Got a bad temper, I'll leave you dismembered
Smoking on the gas, got me walking off-kilter
I'm a bag spender, I'm a flex offender
Ain't no pretender, all these pussies fake as Slender
Got abad temper, I'll leave you dismembered
Smokin g on the gas, got me walking off-kilter
I'm a bag spender, I'm a flex offender
Ain't no pretender, all these pussies fake as Slender
Got a bad temper, I'll leave you dismembered
Smoking on the gas, got me walking off-kilter
Piping your chick like the Mario Brothers (Wahoo!)
Booty so big, leave it sore when I fuck her (Owie!)
She think I love her, I came on her comforter (Came on her comforter)
Dip out the crib, and I'm off to another (Gotta blast)
Ruby go stupid, go crazy, I'm zooted (I just smoked five bowls)
She handle my balls like she bowl in olympics (Olympic athlete)
She thick with an ass, booty bounce on my dick (Booty bounce on my dick)
She take it like nothing, she freaky 'n shit (she freaky n shit)
Up in her ass like she horny for shit (Yeah, yeah)
She got an accent, not talking the whip (Yeah, yeah)
Ruby a freak, wanting chains and a whip (Yeah, yeah)
She call me papi then swallow my kids (Yeah, yeah)
Sipping that liquor, I'm tryna get lit (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Lit Living Life, that's the motto, ya dig (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Spend the night with a model, we finished the bottle (Yeah, yeah yeah)
Small town kid but my dreams what I live (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah)
I'm a bag spender, I'm a flex offender
Ain't no pretender, all these pussies fake as Slender
Got a bad temper, I'll leave you dismembered
Smoking on the gas, got me walking off-kilter
I'm a bag spender, I'm a flex offender
Ain't no pretender, all these pussies fake as Slender
Got a bad temper, I'll leave you dismembered
Smoking on the gas, got me walking off-kilter
