Song parody of
Colt 45
by J9 & Sam Astaroth
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Moving down the ladder as I age
It's mid-life crisis baby turn the page
Same shit different day, I'm stuck in a cage
The rat race got me running circles in a maze
No mom, you were wrong, it was not a phase
My life's fucked and it's the weekend so I'm about to rage
The week will suck the life out of me so I think I'll laze
Around the clock, living my life confused and dazed
So I run my life on the shots shots shots shots shots
My mind be blanking out, singing dots dots dots
Don't make no sense but give me another shot
Fucked up but still here shooting lots lots lots
I am gunning on the shots shots shots shots
Colt 45, it got me hot hot hot
Inhaling the smoke off the barrel til my brain rots
You think I'll stop? I think not not not
I'm looking down the barrel of a gun
It's locked and loaded, we gonna have some fun
Shots fired, fired, fired and I am coming undone
So I blow out the smoke to block out the sun
Ah shit, I must've blacked out on you hun bun
Can't live without you baby cause you the one
You know I love you and you second to none
Around the clock on the wheel you got me on the run
I am running from the shots shots shots shots
My mind be blanking out, singing dots dots dots
Don't make no sense but give me another shot
Fucked up but still here shooting lots lots lots
I am gunning on the shots shots shots shots
Colt 45, it got me hot hot hot
Inhaling the smoke off the barrel til my brain rots
You think I'll stop? I think not not not
Paralyzed from your touch I'm shivering
Paralyzed I need you inside, withering away
Paralyzed giving into you, quivering I am
Paralyzed from feeling you in my veins
I run my life on the shots shots shots
My mind be blanking out, singing dots dots dots
Don't make no sense but give me another shot
Fucked up but still here shooting lots lots lots
I am gunning on the shots shots shots shots
Colt 45, it got me hot hot hot
Inhaling the smoke off the barrel til my brain rots
You think I'll stop? I think not not not
Moving down the ladder as I age
It's mid-life crisis baby turn the page
Same shit different day, I'm stuck in a cage
The rat race got me running circles in a maze
No mom, you were wrong, it was not a phase
My life's fucked and it's the weekend so I'm about to rage
The week will suck the life out of me so I think I'll laze
Around the clock, living my life confused and dazed
So I run my life on the shots shots shots shots shots
My mind be blanking out, singing dots dots dots
Don't make no sense but give me another shot
Fucked up but still here shooting lots lots lots
I am gunning on the shots shots shots shots
Colt 45, it got me hot hot hot
Inhaling the smoke off the barrel til my brain rots
You think I'll stop? I think not not not
I'm looking down the barrel of a gun
It's locked and loaded, we gonna have some fun
Shots fired, fired, fired and I am coming undone
So I blow out the smoke to block out the sun
Ah shit, I must've blacked out on you hun bun
Can't live without you baby cause you the one
You know I love you and you second to none
Around the clock on the wheel you got me on the run
I am running from the shots shots shots shots
My mind be blanking out, singing dots dots dots
Don't make no sense but give me another shot
Fucked up but still here shooting lots lots lots
I am gunning on the shots shots shots shots
Colt 45, it got me hot hot hot
Inhaling the smoke off the barrel til my brain rots
You think I'll stop? I think not not not
Paralyzed from your touch I'm shivering
Paralyzed I need you inside, withering away
Paralyzed giving into you, quivering I am
Paralyzed from feeling you in my veins
I run my life on the shots shots shots
My mind be blanking out, singing dots dots dots
Don't make no sense but give me another shot
Fucked up but still here shooting lots lots lots
I am gunning on the shots shots shots shots
Colt 45, it got me hot hot hot
Inhaling the smoke off the barrel til my brain rots
You think I'll stop? I think not not not
