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Crotch
by Patrick Motto
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All around the country, yeah
I said all around the nation
Started out as innocence
And it ends in masturbation
No one really ever cares
They don't wanna get to know you
"we've known each other for like an hour, and I think I'm ready to blow you"
What?
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, here's my ding dong swing a ling
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, you could be my sweetest thing
Too many days go by
And it's time we start a changin'
Everything's so sexual
And your life starts feeling wasted
Do we even know ourselves
Have we taken needed time?
You show me yours, and I'll show ya mine
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, here's my ding dong swing a ling
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, you could be my sweetest thing
Ding dong swing a ling
You're just going to end up all alone
Or...
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, here's my ding dong swing a ling
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, you could be my sweetest thing
Ding dong swing a ling
All around the country, yeah
I said all around the nation
Started out as innocence
And it ends in masturbation
No one really ever cares
They don't wanna get to know you
"we've known each other for like an hour, and I think I'm ready to blow you"
What?
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, here's my ding dong swing a ling
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, you could be my sweetest thing
Too many days go by
And it's time we start a changin'
Everything's so sexual
And your life starts feeling wasted
Do we even know ourselves
Have we taken needed time?
You show me yours, and I'll show ya mine
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, here's my ding dong swing a ling
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, you could be my sweetest thing
Ding dong swing a ling
You're just going to end up all alone
Or...
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, here's my ding dong swing a ling
I'd like to get to know you, here's my crotch
I'd like to get to know you, you could be my sweetest thing
Ding dong swing a ling
