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Duct Tape for Dumpty

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I'd rather be a wallflower at a sex club Than another soul hooked on consumption Prefer production, whenever possible Though I do understand that even flower lets some sun in More than timbre, speed, or nice voice to be a master Pretty sure my sermon could put pastor out to pasture Duct tape for Dumpty, helping avoid disaster 'Cause all the king's men couldn't find the answer Keeping lines going as long as I wanna I'm undeterred by the presence of a natural caesura But when Time comes To break lines To segments I embrace Enjambments Want audience I write for descendants Writing for transcendence From, young and promising To, old and menacing Starve, in a land of luxury All, by being in wrong feast's attendance I am relegated to a wince in many's memory But other's sentiment is feeble way to base my sanity So when I yearn to change what comes not readily I use that energy on mastering my innate tendencies I feel Failures are bullet points in future documentary Maybe that's why He decided I would have affinity I've ability to stay dry, midst humidity And in accordance, still, know my fallibility And, doctor, said that I caught consumption Expected, for those with my gumption For bright stars burn hot and quickly But self-knowledge might slow declension I don't have role models Rather have admired virtues The smile I wear is genuine But underpinned by drum and fife Same slew we galumph through Poets known by how they view shoes Dark comes sooner in this season Better for the night life Dawdle with degenerates and wonder why your pay slow Rather than going to hunt a peso Kingdom predicated on abundance of your brio Opportunities are often best caught by lasso I don't miss others Hope they're safe and where they want to be Nor run from my strife Jump I toward it like a wallaby It's truly an anomaly Using vapidity, serenity, and misery To fuel my artistry proficiently Payment Money bought me peace of mind And only piece of mine got spent on Raiment Took more than caprice to find Paid a pricey fine For my present arrangement Time and sanity sacrificed But I was prepared For craft's arraignment Wouldn't dare forsake the art I make Worth each ailment

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