Song parody of
Coochie
by Beau Nair
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Let me get to the point
I rolled a fucking joint
I'm tripping on Petty
I wanna eat you like spaghetti
And I know that you might be ready to get saucy with your pie
We can slurp each other's loins while the tears fall from my eye
Hey girl, you're swigging that hooch
And swinging your cooch around
After all this time I am surprised
It ain't dragging on the ground
Like a pair of mudflaps hanging loose and dangling down
I still wanna snootch your bootchie and your fabulous coochie
Now I'm gonna fire up that joint and you I will anoint
I am a lover like Marley though your labia's so gnarly
I'll let you ride me like a Harley
My throttle will you choke
Having ol' Beau Nair in your derrière
Just ain't no fucking joke
Hey girl, you're swigging that hooch
And swinging your cooch around
After all this time I am surprised
It ain't dragging on the ground
Like a pair of mudflaps hanging loose and dangling down
I still wanna snootch your bootchie and your fabulous coochie
I can say it in French
Don't matter when I'm digging your trench
Your mom left your daddy in traction
But she gets a little satisfaction
From the man that brang the swang with his wiener
Gonna hang with my wang
Shoulda seen her go bang
Not a gang but a shotgun blast from her ass
Passing gas like I'm cracking a Shasta
Can you smell the funk from deep inside
Do you wanna join this posse and ride
Cause I got a salami to hide and I dangle it with pride
Got your coochie on my mind
And I want to see what hides behind
The fur that rims the gateway
To the place where I unwind myself
Now I'm gonna roll another doob
Once I get my hand off your boob
I think I got the dankest herb to puff
And I don't think you can get enough
I'm gonna stand in a buffalo stance
And funk you up until you have to dance along
To this funky ass song
Hey girl, you're swigging that hooch
And swinging your cooch around
After all this time I am surprised
It ain't dragging on the ground
Like a pair of mudflaps hanging loose and dangling down
I still wanna snootch your bootchie and your fabulous coochie
Your fabulous coochie
Let me get to the point
I rolled a fucking joint
I'm tripping on Petty
I wanna eat you like spaghetti
And I know that you might be ready to get saucy with your pie
We can slurp each other's loins while the tears fall from my eye
Hey girl, you're swigging that hooch
And swinging your cooch around
After all this time I am surprised
It ain't dragging on the ground
Like a pair of mudflaps hanging loose and dangling down
I still wanna snootch your bootchie and your fabulous coochie
Now I'm gonna fire up that joint and you I will anoint
I am a lover like Marley though your labia's so gnarly
I'll let you ride me like a Harley
My throttle will you choke
Having ol' Beau Nair in your derrière
Just ain't no fucking joke
Hey girl, you're swigging that hooch
And swinging your cooch around
After all this time I am surprised
It ain't dragging on the ground
Like a pair of mudflaps hanging loose and dangling down
I still wanna snootch your bootchie and your fabulous coochie
I can say it in French
Don't matter when I'm digging your trench
Your mom left your daddy in traction
But she gets a little satisfaction
From the man that brang the swang with his wiener
Gonna hang with my wang
Shoulda seen her go bang
Not a gang but a shotgun blast from her ass
Passing gas like I'm cracking a Shasta
Can you smell the funk from deep inside
Do you wanna join this posse and ride
Cause I got a salami to hide and I dangle it with pride
Got your coochie on my mind
And I want to see what hides behind
The fur that rims the gateway
To the place where I unwind myself
Now I'm gonna roll another doob
Once I get my hand off your boob
I think I got the dankest herb to puff
And I don't think you can get enough
I'm gonna stand in a buffalo stance
And funk you up until you have to dance along
To this funky ass song
Hey girl, you're swigging that hooch
And swinging your cooch around
After all this time I am surprised
It ain't dragging on the ground
Like a pair of mudflaps hanging loose and dangling down
I still wanna snootch your bootchie and your fabulous coochie
Your fabulous coochie
