Dick McPussy

He's got one eye and he's blind Don't you treat him so unkind Though he don't mind anytime Dick McPussy likes to shine Rolls his dice in a pickup bar Takes them back to his shiny car Feeds them all champagne and lies Touches them between their thighs Can't see a life without vagina Loves the taste of flesh Likes to get it off his chest Calling Dick McPussy He's the one they loved the best The one they loved the best Well, Dick McPussy liked to roam The Wanderer, he's far from home Licks that pussy like a dirty cat A gambling man, he'll take a chance on that Knows that it can't get any finer Than a truck stop honey with a fat vagina Humping is his game And Dick McPussy is his name Can't see a life without vagina Loves the taste of flesh Likes to get it off his chest Calling Dick McPussy He's the one they loved the best The one they loved the best Born to ramble, Dick would say Sometimes a man's gotta be that way Travel around to every neighborhood Drop and give it 20 til it feels so good Mightily endowed He'd do it to the crowd They'd pile up and quiver Til the moaning got too loud Laid back but intense Always swinging for the fence Never tense Can't see a life without vagina Loves the taste of flesh Likes to get off on his chest Calling Dick McPussy He's the one they loved the best The one they loved the best Calling Dick McPussy