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WI-FI
by KeyStoners United
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Yeah, I'm in the house
Call me Cory Baxter
Got me askin' 'bout that wi-fi password
Got my shit encrypted like fat nerd
Ask my shawty 'bout that wi-fi password
Broadcast my death
I was writing down my last words
But couldn't figure out that wi-fi password
What the fuck?
I could never get the last word
Got me tripping 'bout that wi-fi password
("I'm trying to use the phone!")
You're out of gas, out of data, saying, "Get that dope man over!"
Squatting at friend's houses, a mouse sniffing cheese for the trap
Can I get a please for this crap?
You're crypto-mining, laptop hands running around the world
This generation's version of snake oil as soon as the water boils
Can you lend a hand pitching the soil?
I'm not a hacker, not a thief, not a scammer, not even in the driver's seat
Always a passenger in this vendor
Just a private message sender
I don't got no sunshine to share
I don't think people would really fucking care
With that being said, let's get this bread
Let's go outside, fuck this wi-fi
Stream your life instead
Yeah, I'm in the house
Call me Cory Baxter
Got me askin' 'bout that wi-fi password
Got my shit encrypted like fat nerd
Ask my shawty 'bout that wi-fi password
Broadcast my death
I was writing down my last words
But couldn't figure out that wi-fi password
What the fuck?
I could never get the last word
Got me tripping 'bout that wi-fi password
Wi-fi connected, my rhymes perfect
Why not accepted? My mics projected
Limelight intended, fly high and get lit
I don't pretend shit - I don't got too many friends nigga
I had to cut the grass on the path that I would take
Because I ain't had time for snakes
We all hate the fakes, stay driven like a lake
I don't need a napkin, feed you to the tigers, Carol Baskin
This all facts, bitch, hot as a matchstick
I stay lit and fighting like a Teen Titan
But when it gets frightening, like a Raven
You know I'm your favorite, I ain't praying
Call the Lord
Don't make me transform, like my name is Cyborg
Take you off the grid, check off all the mids
Always smoke the loud, I never smoke the reg
Gotta get to 'em faster, Sonic
Stay Brawlin' got the knowledge from the chalice
Give me a challenge
When I come through to town, they start clapping, because I start snapping
Stay driven, don't need a napkin
Feed you to tigers, Carol Baskin, nigga
Yeah, I'm in the house
Call me Cory Baxter
Got me askin' 'bout that wi-fi password
Got my shit encrypted like fat nerd
Ask my shawty 'bout that wi-fi password
Broadcast my death
I was writing down my last words
But couldn't figure out that wi-fi password
What the fuck?
I could never get the last word
Got me tripping 'bout that wi-fi password
Swerving in my Suburban with the hotspot, thinking you can connect?
No, bro - You better not
Swimming anywhere, I got the aux
Bumping mad tunes loud, slow down, I'm riding dirty
Flirting with these cops, I always got my .30
I saw some ops was lurking, so I deserted
Skirted to the gas pump, I'm filling up, my face is numb
Go to my phone to text the plug
No service, so I went to the storefront
Fuck, now my anxiety is going to intensify my high
Acting real shy, slyly walking up to the teller
What do I tell her?
"What's that wi-fi password?"
This shits getting on my last nerve
I've been a real jerk, gone berserk since my mama fed me percs
A lesson to a matured it's not easy to observe
But ever since my birth, I've been shitting on this world
That's the truth, where's the proof?
It's hidden down in the depths of my roots
(Down in the depths of my roots)
Yeah, I'm in the house
Call me Cory Baxter
Got me askin' 'bout that wi-fi password
Got my shit encrypted like fat nerd
Ask my shawty 'bout that wi-fi password
Broadcast my death
I was writing down my last words
But couldn't figure out that wi-fi password
What the fuck?
I could never get the last word
Got me tripping 'bout that wi-fi password
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Grab that wi-fi password
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Got that wi-fi password
Yeah, I'm in the house
Call me Cory Baxter
Got me askin' 'bout that wi-fi password
Got my shit encrypted like fat nerd
Ask my shawty 'bout that wi-fi password
Broadcast my death
I was writing down my last words
But couldn't figure out that wi-fi password
What the fuck?
I could never get the last word
Got me tripping 'bout that wi-fi password
("I'm trying to use the phone!")
You're out of gas, out of data, saying, "Get that dope man over!"
Squatting at friend's houses, a mouse sniffing cheese for the trap
Can I get a please for this crap?
You're crypto-mining, laptop hands running around the world
This generation's version of snake oil as soon as the water boils
Can you lend a hand pitching the soil?
I'm not a hacker, not a thief, not a scammer, not even in the driver's seat
Always a passenger in this vendor
Just a private message sender
I don't got no sunshine to share
I don't think people would really fucking care
With that being said, let's get this bread
Let's go outside, fuck this wi-fi
Stream your life instead
Yeah, I'm in the house
Call me Cory Baxter
Got me askin' 'bout that wi-fi password
Got my shit encrypted like fat nerd
Ask my shawty 'bout that wi-fi password
Broadcast my death
I was writing down my last words
But couldn't figure out that wi-fi password
What the fuck?
I could never get the last word
Got me tripping 'bout that wi-fi password
Wi-fi connected, my rhymes perfect
Why not accepted? My mics projected
Limelight intended, fly high and get lit
I don't pretend shit - I don't got too many friends nigga
I had to cut the grass on the path that I would take
Because I ain't had time for snakes
We all hate the fakes, stay driven like a lake
I don't need a napkin, feed you to the tigers, Carol Baskin
This all facts, bitch, hot as a matchstick
I stay lit and fighting like a Teen Titan
But when it gets frightening, like a Raven
You know I'm your favorite, I ain't praying
Call the Lord
Don't make me transform, like my name is Cyborg
Take you off the grid, check off all the mids
Always smoke the loud, I never smoke the reg
Gotta get to 'em faster, Sonic
Stay Brawlin' got the knowledge from the chalice
Give me a challenge
When I come through to town, they start clapping, because I start snapping
Stay driven, don't need a napkin
Feed you to tigers, Carol Baskin, nigga
Yeah, I'm in the house
Call me Cory Baxter
Got me askin' 'bout that wi-fi password
Got my shit encrypted like fat nerd
Ask my shawty 'bout that wi-fi password
Broadcast my death
I was writing down my last words
But couldn't figure out that wi-fi password
What the fuck?
I could never get the last word
Got me tripping 'bout that wi-fi password
Swerving in my Suburban with the hotspot, thinking you can connect?
No, bro - You better not
Swimming anywhere, I got the aux
Bumping mad tunes loud, slow down, I'm riding dirty
Flirting with these cops, I always got my .30
I saw some ops was lurking, so I deserted
Skirted to the gas pump, I'm filling up, my face is numb
Go to my phone to text the plug
No service, so I went to the storefront
Fuck, now my anxiety is going to intensify my high
Acting real shy, slyly walking up to the teller
What do I tell her?
"What's that wi-fi password?"
This shits getting on my last nerve
I've been a real jerk, gone berserk since my mama fed me percs
A lesson to a matured it's not easy to observe
But ever since my birth, I've been shitting on this world
That's the truth, where's the proof?
It's hidden down in the depths of my roots
(Down in the depths of my roots)
Yeah, I'm in the house
Call me Cory Baxter
Got me askin' 'bout that wi-fi password
Got my shit encrypted like fat nerd
Ask my shawty 'bout that wi-fi password
Broadcast my death
I was writing down my last words
But couldn't figure out that wi-fi password
What the fuck?
I could never get the last word
Got me tripping 'bout that wi-fi password
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Grab that wi-fi password
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Got that wi-fi password