But I'm Old Now

Ayup I used to party all night and drive abusively My music blaring, smoking, windows open How it used to be Now I'm whipping to some kid's birthday She's two or three Oldest daughter singing Taylor Swift up In the booster seat Used to lay up on the beach All day get my chest tan Get sunburnt like Redman, get drunk later Do kegstands now I'm at the beach Like maybe once a year bruh Changing diapers on the sand Hasty with a beer gut Used to disappear up in the Movies in the eighth grade Back row, touching boobies, tryna get a HJ Now the only girls on me are Tryna snuggle up on Dad So that they can take my phone And play that Bubble Guppies app I used to run to the mall like I didn't care Walking out of Foot Locker Feeling like a millionaire Now I'm growing silver hair Stroller full of children here Eighty dollars later see me walking Out of Build A Bear I used to drive 120 down to Portsmouth (Portsmouth, Olive Garden, Portsmouth) I told people I was having no Kids, I got 4 kids, holy fuck I was swerving in the breakdown lane, skrrt I don't know what I did (I did, no insurance, I did) Now if you're doing 40 in my Neighborhood I'm yelling slow down It's cause I'm old now I used to party outside when it's cold out And then I get drunk till I hit the floor Blaow I used to titty-fuck bitches on my fold-out But I'm old now, but I'm old now I used to buy porn tapes, now I scroll down Even on the weeknights I would go out The old me probably thinks that I sold out But I'm old now, but I'm old now I used to fly 85 down the backroads Don't know why I would drive like asshole Nowadays, keep the numbers on the dash low Scared that the cops are gonna Catch me like a lasso we used to smoke weed Drive around and bail cops Then we'd hail rocks at the closest mailbox Hanging out the window looking Like a pale Pac Shit, I even did a couple days Up in a cell block I'm a gentleman that used to be degenerate Dropped out of college now Your boy needs benefit's I could do a cork 5, landing backwards Now I can't stand cause my goddamn back hurts Used to party weekdays more Doing either three or four Used to freak with sleepy whores Used to sleep on people's floors But now I'm going home with my chick I'm finna make a little dinner Then we'll order a flick I used to party outside when it's cold out And then I get drunk till I hit the floor Blaow I used to titty-fuck bitches on my fold-out But I'm old now, but I'm old now I used to buy porn tapes, now I scroll down Even on the weeknights, I would go out The old me probably thinks that I sold out But I'm old now, but I'm old now There might be a Polaroid There wasn't Instagram Before you cranked the Soulja Boy I Passed out on the minivan The party was crazy, there's naked girls Yeah I seen it Now I only see kitties when my Wife's breastfeeding on the couch Twilight sparkle rainbow dash all Over my house my TV's always on the Disney channel or Sprout (Aw Ivy, that's yucky, don't put That in your mouth, jeez) I'm gonna need a month's notice If you wanna go out (You know how many babysitters we have to Find, dude, to go out? Seriously You gotta let me know way in advance) I used to party outside when it's cold out And then I get drunk till I hit the floor Blaow I used to titty-fuck bitches on my fold-out But I'm old now, but I'm old now I used to buy porn tapes, now I scroll down Even on the weeknights, I would go out The old me probably thinks that I sold out But I'm old now, but I'm old now I'm stoked on this, man, stoked Hanging out the window like a pale pock Man, yeah that's good, that's good I didn't even see This yesterday um, I could kinda hear the I listened to it on my speakers on the Bluetooth so I could hear The snare in there, I heard the flow, uh That shit's dope