Chris out of Christmas (mas)

Hey Chris (Hi) Yeah I just wanted to let you know That you better get down here really fast 'Cause we're making a diss track on you unless you come (Okay) Are you okay with that (Yeah that's okay) Alright Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Man this guy Chris man He ruined my Christmas I mean he took my car, my dog, my keys My wife, I don't got one I- I really just don't know what to do So I think we should Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Yeah so I remember this time Back in eighth grade Me and Chris were playing Team Fortress two Because I turned him onto it And he started acting like he was a better spy main than me And I had him go medic once while I was heavy And he couldn't stay on me to save his life And I was trying to be nice But he kept saying I was bad 'Cause I was dying But he wouldn't uber me For like five seconds And I could've killed the entire team I could've taunt killed at their spawn for like six hours It was a bunch of children And he couldn't help himself He couldn't help- Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas So there was like This one time Me, Chris, and like a bunch of other friends were playing Fortnite And dude this guy just would not stay with us bro He just kept running off And just screaming at me Telling me to keep up with him When I was getting shot at by like seven million people And I was getting third partied in Fornite And he just wouldn't help me And he had his own problems And he was telling me that he was getting double-pumped and stuff Like I don't even know what that means dude I wasn't even there in like the first round of like Fortnite And I don't know For some reason he just kept yelling at me And everyone else was yelling at me And then I started crying And then everyone started crying I don't know I just feel like I don't know I just feel like we got to do something about Chris dude Like we have to just like Like, I don't know bro we just have to like You know, like Ugh Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas So do I have a story about Chris Yeah so like one time We were playing chess And I was like just setting up the chess pieces And I had like white on my side He's like no no no no I'm white I always play white And I'm like, okay like, weird champ And then like After that, I like beat him, right And he was like No, blacks- Blacks can't win Blacks aren't allowed to win Only whites win And I was like, what So yeah, true story (Laughter) Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Alright so, I remember this one time Me and Chris we're wrestling And we were doing our drills and stuff And we decided to go hard on the wrestling And he got so jealous of my skills that he decided to break my finger He broke my finger My left pointer finger And it hurt like crazy And I had to sit out for months I couldn't do anything but run I couldn't wrestle I couldn't do drills I couldn't do anything but run And that was the worst three months of my wrestling career So thanks to him I had to sit out And so We just got to take the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Hey guys I got you some pizza It's y'all's favorite, especially Chris' It's all his fixings, favorite toppings (Uh dad, Chris isn't here) What What the hell this is like his favorite pizza That's why I got it That's it take the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas Taking the Chris out of Christmas