Song parody of
Miss Bar Tender
by Eye Am Apocalypse
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Miss bar tender bar tender
Wont you please let me back in
Miss bar tender bar tender
I didn't mean to get eighty sized
Miss bar tender bar tender
Wont you please let me back in
Miss bar tender bar tender bar tender
I swear I didn't pop off at the lip
Yeah
I was pretty drunk that night
The sharks ham was on
And I was just chilling
Me and all my homies
I was feeling kinda real
Feeling swerved
Feeling like I new everyone's deal
I was stepping to the bar
To get my last drink
Cause I had four dollars
That were inside my pocket so holler
At the bar tender I did
She was being a bitch
She said I didn't have enough money
To get a drink
So I tried to cleverly
Talk my way into a free on
But she said no freebies here son
I'm like what about those chicks over there then
You hooked them up with a freebee earlier
Maybe cause your just good friends
But lets be on the way
To the situation
Making her a class ten
Super easy bitch to piss off
You know the kind of chick that opens their mouth
And makes your dick soft
She's never gonna let it go
Never gonna live it down
Cause shell never except the way that she looks
Or how she sounds
So terrible
To hit it you'd have to be faded
Plus contain the genetic code
Of a Neanderthal to out date it
So miss bar tender bar tender
Wont you please let me back in
Miss bar tender bar tender
I didn't mean to get eighty sixed
So believe me when
I say its not my fault
This bitch is on a power trip
And she is involved
They like top call me truth
Aka problem solved
Cause when I spit it
I just spit it like a pit of an olive
For the people on the planet
With proper patients practiced
Providing perfect punctuation
Promptly portraying the power
Predicating that you will probably will never let me back in
Miss bar tender
You can go to fucking hell and eat a mile long of shit
Miss bar tender
You can play this at your club so you'll finally be bumping hits
Miss bar tender
I feel sorry for your kids because their mom is such a bitch
Miss bar tender
She say she everything
But she's not
She's just a bitch
Trying to get some dick and make it rich
Where the real ladies at
Where the real ladies at
Where the real ladies at
Miss bar tender bar tender
Wont you please let me back in
Miss bar tender bar tender
I didn't mean to get eighty sized
Miss bar tender bar tender
Wont you please let me back in
Miss bar tender bar tender bar tender
I swear I didn't pop off at the lip
Yeah
I was pretty drunk that night
The sharks ham was on
And I was just chilling
Me and all my homies
I was feeling kinda real
Feeling swerved
Feeling like I new everyone's deal
I was stepping to the bar
To get my last drink
Cause I had four dollars
That were inside my pocket so holler
At the bar tender I did
She was being a bitch
She said I didn't have enough money
To get a drink
So I tried to cleverly
Talk my way into a free on
But she said no freebies here son
I'm like what about those chicks over there then
You hooked them up with a freebee earlier
Maybe cause your just good friends
But lets be on the way
To the situation
Making her a class ten
Super easy bitch to piss off
You know the kind of chick that opens their mouth
And makes your dick soft
She's never gonna let it go
Never gonna live it down
Cause shell never except the way that she looks
Or how she sounds
So terrible
To hit it you'd have to be faded
Plus contain the genetic code
Of a Neanderthal to out date it
So miss bar tender bar tender
Wont you please let me back in
Miss bar tender bar tender
I didn't mean to get eighty sixed
So believe me when
I say its not my fault
This bitch is on a power trip
And she is involved
They like top call me truth
Aka problem solved
Cause when I spit it
I just spit it like a pit of an olive
For the people on the planet
With proper patients practiced
Providing perfect punctuation
Promptly portraying the power
Predicating that you will probably will never let me back in
Miss bar tender
You can go to fucking hell and eat a mile long of shit
Miss bar tender
You can play this at your club so you'll finally be bumping hits
Miss bar tender
I feel sorry for your kids because their mom is such a bitch
Miss bar tender
She say she everything
But she's not
She's just a bitch
Trying to get some dick and make it rich
Where the real ladies at
Where the real ladies at
Where the real ladies at
