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Blastoise

by saddplanet

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Fuck sober, Pass the bottle Might have to molotov them And then I mazel tov them Put the nail in the coffin They think I fucking lost it Still got the bars, That's Arkham Asylum, Padded walls and Go batshit, Running Gotham Batman to The Joker Thinking ruthless no exposure Think I just lost my composure Five stars on the wanted poster I'm drinking, I'm out my mind, You know I'm never sober Don't know the subject of time so bitch it's never over Hit them with a razamataz as I start spazzing Jacking my style, Jerking with Jergen's and napkins Johnson about to ball like I'm motherfucking Magic Bitch, I've been real since the motherfucking Kasket Top Gun, Tom Cruise, Motherfucking maverick Chris with the bars, Yeah you know I'm on some sadd shit Keeping it real even if my life is tragic Can't get a girl so I'm living off this ad lib Pussy on the mind, Too busy fucking up the game I've got a bottle, Got a model, Got a Molly, Got a chain I've got a homie in LA, I've got a homie in the Bay I've got a hundred different reasons you and I are not the same Can I take a second, Please, Let me beg your pardon Buying a round, KO, You don't know what you fucking started We heavy metal, I'm packing, You know that my gears solid Tom Holland, Spider-Man, Uncharted blowing up the market Barking, My dogs earned their territory, They fucking marked it I started from the bottom Departed the Garden of Eden Defeated my demons, I'm breathing to spite them, To fight them is easy I'm piecing my pieces out for peace so believe it Back and forth, You know we going crazy, No debating No mistaking, Can't stop the grind, Yeah, Bitch we Coffee-Mate it We get the C.R.E.A.M., I'm a cash cow, Let me demonstrate it Yeah, Chris and Nate be the dream team, Don't imitate it I'm a nightmare, About to bite her if the pressure's right Vampire, Bad blood, Smashing like I'm Metaknight Werewolves, Chupacabra, Banshee and my Kryptonite A bad, bad bitch, I'mma eat it if the pussy right If the pussy tight you know that I'm gonna pipe She my candy, She my Skittle, She my fucking Mike & Ike Skyline, Three-Way, Threesome if her friends alright Cudi in the sheets, I'm popping pussy every Day 'N' Nite Here we go, Another white boy being Eminem Stupid motherfucker only trying to get some dividends Sugar on the Spice Girls Wash them down with cinnamon Take a train to Donald Trump's and fuck Ivanka, Get it in Call these rappers Sleepy Joe, Okay, Biden We go so crazy on the beat, The riots violent Picking rappers off like Charlie with the violin Crying through the battle, Why'd you even have to try then Never paying no attention to the motherfuckers That wanna tell you that you can't do what you wanna and run up Saying that you fucked up because you decided that you wanna Make decisions for you and get creative and cut out All the wickedness so the witches get ridiculous and benefit By wishing the worst On everything you rehearsed You say your gift is a curse Well start using it first Cause for people to dig it you gotta start breaking the dirt, Bitch

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