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Blastoise
by saddplanet
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Fuck sober, Pass the bottle
Might have to molotov them
And then I mazel tov them
Put the nail in the coffin
They think I fucking lost it
Still got the bars, That's Arkham
Asylum, Padded walls and
Go batshit, Running Gotham
Batman to The Joker
Thinking ruthless no exposure
Think I just lost my composure
Five stars on the wanted poster
I'm drinking, I'm out my mind, You know I'm never sober
Don't know the subject of time so bitch it's never over
Hit them with a razamataz as I start spazzing
Jacking my style, Jerking with Jergen's and napkins
Johnson about to ball like I'm motherfucking Magic
Bitch, I've been real since the motherfucking Kasket
Top Gun, Tom Cruise, Motherfucking maverick
Chris with the bars, Yeah you know I'm on some sadd shit
Keeping it real even if my life is tragic
Can't get a girl so I'm living off this ad lib
Pussy on the mind, Too busy fucking up the game
I've got a bottle, Got a model, Got a Molly, Got a chain
I've got a homie in LA, I've got a homie in the Bay
I've got a hundred different reasons you and I are not the same
Can I take a second, Please, Let me beg your pardon
Buying a round, KO, You don't know what you fucking started
We heavy metal, I'm packing, You know that my gears solid
Tom Holland, Spider-Man, Uncharted blowing up the market
Barking, My dogs earned their territory, They fucking marked it
I started from the bottom
Departed the Garden of Eden
Defeated my demons, I'm breathing to spite them, To fight them is easy
I'm piecing my pieces out for peace so believe it
Back and forth, You know we going crazy, No debating
No mistaking, Can't stop the grind, Yeah, Bitch we Coffee-Mate it
We get the C.R.E.A.M., I'm a cash cow, Let me demonstrate it
Yeah, Chris and Nate be the dream team, Don't imitate it
I'm a nightmare, About to bite her if the pressure's right
Vampire, Bad blood, Smashing like I'm Metaknight
Werewolves, Chupacabra, Banshee and my Kryptonite
A bad, bad bitch, I'mma eat it if the pussy right
If the pussy tight you know that I'm gonna pipe
She my candy, She my Skittle, She my fucking Mike & Ike
Skyline, Three-Way, Threesome if her friends alright
Cudi in the sheets, I'm popping pussy every Day 'N' Nite
Here we go, Another white boy being Eminem
Stupid motherfucker only trying to get some dividends
Sugar on the Spice Girls
Wash them down with cinnamon
Take a train to Donald Trump's and fuck Ivanka, Get it in
Call these rappers Sleepy Joe, Okay, Biden
We go so crazy on the beat, The riots violent
Picking rappers off like Charlie with the violin
Crying through the battle, Why'd you even have to try then
Never paying no attention to the motherfuckers
That wanna tell you that you can't do what you wanna and run up
Saying that you fucked up because you decided that you wanna
Make decisions for you and get creative and cut out
All the wickedness so the witches get ridiculous and benefit
By wishing the worst
On everything you rehearsed
You say your gift is a curse
Well start using it first
Cause for people to dig it you gotta start breaking the dirt, Bitch
Fuck sober, Pass the bottle
Might have to molotov them
And then I mazel tov them
Put the nail in the coffin
They think I fucking lost it
Still got the bars, That's Arkham
Asylum, Padded walls and
Go batshit, Running Gotham
Batman to The Joker
Thinking ruthless no exposure
Think I just lost my composure
Five stars on the wanted poster
I'm drinking, I'm out my mind, You know I'm never sober
Don't know the subject of time so bitch it's never over
Hit them with a razamataz as I start spazzing
Jacking my style, Jerking with Jergen's and napkins
Johnson about to ball like I'm motherfucking Magic
Bitch, I've been real since the motherfucking Kasket
Top Gun, Tom Cruise, Motherfucking maverick
Chris with the bars, Yeah you know I'm on some sadd shit
Keeping it real even if my life is tragic
Can't get a girl so I'm living off this ad lib
Pussy on the mind, Too busy fucking up the game
I've got a bottle, Got a model, Got a Molly, Got a chain
I've got a homie in LA, I've got a homie in the Bay
I've got a hundred different reasons you and I are not the same
Can I take a second, Please, Let me beg your pardon
Buying a round, KO, You don't know what you fucking started
We heavy metal, I'm packing, You know that my gears solid
Tom Holland, Spider-Man, Uncharted blowing up the market
Barking, My dogs earned their territory, They fucking marked it
I started from the bottom
Departed the Garden of Eden
Defeated my demons, I'm breathing to spite them, To fight them is easy
I'm piecing my pieces out for peace so believe it
Back and forth, You know we going crazy, No debating
No mistaking, Can't stop the grind, Yeah, Bitch we Coffee-Mate it
We get the C.R.E.A.M., I'm a cash cow, Let me demonstrate it
Yeah, Chris and Nate be the dream team, Don't imitate it
I'm a nightmare, About to bite her if the pressure's right
Vampire, Bad blood, Smashing like I'm Metaknight
Werewolves, Chupacabra, Banshee and my Kryptonite
A bad, bad bitch, I'mma eat it if the pussy right
If the pussy tight you know that I'm gonna pipe
She my candy, She my Skittle, She my fucking Mike & Ike
Skyline, Three-Way, Threesome if her friends alright
Cudi in the sheets, I'm popping pussy every Day 'N' Nite
Here we go, Another white boy being Eminem
Stupid motherfucker only trying to get some dividends
Sugar on the Spice Girls
Wash them down with cinnamon
Take a train to Donald Trump's and fuck Ivanka, Get it in
Call these rappers Sleepy Joe, Okay, Biden
We go so crazy on the beat, The riots violent
Picking rappers off like Charlie with the violin
Crying through the battle, Why'd you even have to try then
Never paying no attention to the motherfuckers
That wanna tell you that you can't do what you wanna and run up
Saying that you fucked up because you decided that you wanna
Make decisions for you and get creative and cut out
All the wickedness so the witches get ridiculous and benefit
By wishing the worst
On everything you rehearsed
You say your gift is a curse
Well start using it first
Cause for people to dig it you gotta start breaking the dirt, Bitch