Adam's Wrath

Yes, I am angry! I've had enough Every time I get on is always rough I'm gonna sail back to Ancient Spire to sell my stuff You two are incredibly annoying Can't you see it's my mind you're destroying? Adam, Adam, please calm down Can't you see we're just playing around? This is just a game, no need to be so angry Marshall and I are having a blast You need to slow down, no need to go fast It's not my fault that you have such an early bedtime Oh, you're having fun, Lee? This is my voyage My gilded reward, I intend to enjoy it I had such ambition, you went and destroyed it SWIMMING POOL! Oh, shut it Marshall You just got the game, your relevancy is partial Adam, what the balls man, that was uncalled for Keep talking that smack and I will cast you ashore Ahh! That's it! No more I'm tired of dealing with this buffoonery when I'm making my score Lee, I see through your lies, don't think I'm mistaken You're playing a game that's not meant to be playing! Your skill is inadequate, like your search for "Bacon" You've logged 1000 hours yet you still have no maidens Adam, you're tripping, this grog that you're sipping Has you out of your mind, oh it alters your vision No, I'm not the one who has made the decision To voyage with scoundrels, unable to listen Farewell And look at you now, blinded by your ambition Yeah, you just got locked inside your own ship's prison I'd also be angry within your position Take this old grub, it provides you nutrition GRAHH What the scallops? Bro is Freddy He ain't supposed to do that What was in that grub The forbidden pre-workout This grub has more than satisfied my hunger It only strengthens my rage, it's hotter than summer You can't confine me, yeah, your days are numbered What, thought you could stop me from obtaining my plunder? Ah, ha, ha You absolute muckraker, 'tis a classic blunder It's time to find another way to put your arse under Yes, I prefer my sword, I'm not a double gunner But I'll shoot you with a wearyball, eternal slumber Adam, your bell has tolled, you've made me mad That's kind of bad You're outnumbered and this loot is all you have Yeah, your time has come and passed Better make your move soon, and I would make it fast I prefer my sword too, and I'll slash your ass So check your back, nah this ain't the time to lack Got a mango in my pocket that's ready to be snacked You want to number my days But you can't outlast My cannon blast, gunpowder to your mast Yeah, I'll attack you in ways you can't dash Or dodge, so get hit with my barrage You see victory, but it's a mirage So submit now, you're on the clock Yeah, I will walk up to you casually with a lit keg Singing happy birthday, and break your legs Then leave you in the worst way, yeah I'll survey The explosion it'll display, bigger than a meg Dump your treasure in the ocean like tea Don't mess with me, essentially You'll get flamed to the third degree No hurting me Don't eat what you're serving me Nah grubs ain't enough, you think you're tough But I'll call your bluff, drink from your cup of grog And sail your ship into the Devil's fog To demolish everything you're working on Once upon a time we didn't fight But the gold drove your soul black as night And I don't think you can see wrong from right This is just a game, don't go insane At the end of the day you're the one to blame For being serious and causing yourself all this pain Yeah, Adam, that's all I wanted to say Real I am going to go play dominos with my family right now