Best In The West (Explicit Version)

It's your boy young thad, Y'all know I love Cali, man I'm going back, man Best in the West, y'all They are so bold It is so hard You wanna start some shit? They do pull cards Ask before you step, man Get permission first Bounce on your own, that's a fuckin' L.A. curse Cali is extra cool, man Weather is always great Bring your overcoat L.A. rains on Mark Fakes Leave they stars alone, man They get mad ill Stars do get stressed out Payin' they fake-ass monthly bills Traffic is no joke Like a horror flick Keep your tank full Your girl patient in L.A. thick What a dope vibe West Coast honey, L.A. dimes Cali girls so fine New Pacific Coast time I wanna hit the bay, man I heard it was nice Breeze in my face I took that coast drive twice They got whales too, man You can't swim, don't play Cali whales are killers, man No seal plate today They got sharks out there too, man Some are from Sin City Desert sharks don't play, man No mercy and no fuckin' pity A hood map is needed What a tricky city Yo, app outdated That next left, that hood is shitty Act like you know Say some local shit, man Talk about the Lakers That's a L.A. visitor trick I gotta hit the zoo, man Heard it was dope The jungle was wild, man It scared all the visitor folks I saw the Hollywood sign, man We were extra lit Cali trees so high, man I thought I had to quit They fed me too, man The meal was the shit Drinks were on time The host stick in L.A. fit The West don't sleep, man Cali shit stay down All folks are welcome, man Leave home no food clown Big ballers in the sack We hear the tales Keep pushin' that rock, man No jails or beam scales A Trojan is now a ten, man It's a whole new ballgame Roses up forever Don't enter the ten lame Rules of the street Study before you stray Cliff notes are okay, man You better converse the L.A. way You learn real fast You'll have a good time You'll be a good student, man Hey, you might bag a Oaktown dime Will there be more? More Cali treats One last Cali stop, man Gotta hit the L.A. swap meet They treat you well, man They let you rest Cold drink in hand Hot Cali girl on my chest Next round on me, man Y'all are way too cool You treat me so well, man My new name Thad West, old school, yo Look here, man I'm gonna get me a fresh pair of Walla B's A couple floral shirts and a I'ma get the crew some too, man Cause we love those palm trees and those things out there So we coming back, y'all Best in the West Come back