Song parody of
Black and Blue
by Our Only Hope
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Today left me black and blue
And I'll be sore in the morning
Went from bad to worse without warning
So get it through your head
Seize the day is just said
Should've never left my bed
I woke my ass up on the wrong side of town
My windshield's busted and my car's broken down
You know my wallet's nowhere to be found
Of course it's raining when I'm two hours late
I was supposed to pick her up for our second date
But I called her house and
Her boyfriend picked up the phone
So now I'd better watch my back
I stepped on every crack
Of the sidewalk leading home
Now my bare feet will have to walk alone
Today left me black and blue
And I'll be sore in the morning
Went from bad to worse without warning
So get it through your head
Seize the day is just said
Should've never left my bed
I wish tomorrow was knocking on my door
Instead of bad news stomping on the floor
Who knew living could be such a chore
People give me the cold shoulder and don't give a fuck
Shove me around
I'd hate to press my luck
Just make it through the night
Hope everything's alright
When I wake up
For now I'd better watch my back
I stepped on every crack
Of the sidewalk leading home
Even deaf ears can hear me bitch and moan
Today left me black and blue
And I'll be sore in the morning
Went from bad to worse without warning
So get it through your head
Seize the day is just said
Should've never left my bed
Today was an epic fail
Date on the calendar from hell
Let's not ever do this again
Today was an epic fail
Date on the calendar from hell
Next time I'll just sleep in
I'll just sleep in
Never again
I'll just sleep in
I'll just sleep in
Today left me black and blue
And I'll be sore in the morning
Went from bad to worse without warning
So get it through your head
Seize the day is just said
Should've never left my bed
I woke my ass up on the wrong side of town
My windshield's busted and my car's broken down
You know my wallet's nowhere to be found
Of course it's raining when I'm two hours late
I was supposed to pick her up for our second date
But I called her house and
Her boyfriend picked up the phone
So now I'd better watch my back
I stepped on every crack
Of the sidewalk leading home
Now my bare feet will have to walk alone
Today left me black and blue
And I'll be sore in the morning
Went from bad to worse without warning
So get it through your head
Seize the day is just said
Should've never left my bed
I wish tomorrow was knocking on my door
Instead of bad news stomping on the floor
Who knew living could be such a chore
People give me the cold shoulder and don't give a fuck
Shove me around
I'd hate to press my luck
Just make it through the night
Hope everything's alright
When I wake up
For now I'd better watch my back
I stepped on every crack
Of the sidewalk leading home
Even deaf ears can hear me bitch and moan
Today left me black and blue
And I'll be sore in the morning
Went from bad to worse without warning
So get it through your head
Seize the day is just said
Should've never left my bed
Today was an epic fail
Date on the calendar from hell
Let's not ever do this again
Today was an epic fail
Date on the calendar from hell
Next time I'll just sleep in
I'll just sleep in
Never again
I'll just sleep in
I'll just sleep in
