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Jessica

by Jevin NBD

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Girl, what you doing Following me down this road I would let your family know You introduced yourself and asked if you could please give me a blow That was after I said that I have to go You chased me down the hill like the stone from Indiana Jones Listen Jessica I'm 13, I'm not even a freshman yet Woman, you look 33, you wanna be arrested, yeah I have barely extracted this semen out my testicles and I will not be giving this for free, I need to check for that Take your glasses off, let's say you got it wrong I don't wanna feel your crusty lips or puss-ridden tonsils You a John Doe I doubt you could fondle me well enough to give you something to swallow If you been a hoe up at NMSU college, you should probably stop though Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica I am only 13 Why you acting thirsty Is there a grown man in your backseat, and is it dirty Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica Are you following me Why you want my pp It seems like you don't know so I'ma make it easy Jessica, Jessica, Jessicaaa What the fuuuck Are you doing? Lynn middle school, I pulled up to use the Wi-Fi Jessica pulled up and said "you wanna hop in my ride" I said "no thanks" cause I'm a nice guy When she doubled back, she doubled back She was not driving on the right side of the road This fucking hoe asked, can I suck your dick? I said no and got home, now I'm fearing for my stick I think she gon' bite it off or she's transmitting that HIV Or she can't get men her age so she's scanning for them kids Next time you drove by, U turn, drove by I seen you creeping I was with my three friends, looking like a beacon I told Jonah you gon' pull up He ain't believe me U turn, pull up, window down, you a demon Hi, do you guys need a ride tonight I kinda like little boys They are my delight They're like little toys When we get to where I'm going My henchmen will take off your clothing and no one will know where you went Whoah bitch, get, get You cannot have my Bisquick Better put on some lipstick and head to the elementary Find some kids with single digits They will listen for a Snickers While the pigs are on the way, I be on the line like "aye mister" When you get her, make the cuffs tight She gon' make a real good prisoner It's not time to make friends She gon' learn how to be a victim I didn't stop her mission Caught her again within like three weeks On Griggs, that's east This bitch completes the streets She cannot eat my meat I forced her vegan Let me tell you what to say if you see her Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica I am only 13 Why you acting thirsty Is there a grown man in your backseat, and is it dirty Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica Are you following me Why you want my pp It seems like you don't know so I'ma make it easy Jessica, Jessica, Jessicaaa What the fuuuck Are you doing?

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