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Jessica
by Jevin NBD
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Girl, what you doing
Following me down this road
I would let your family know
You introduced yourself and asked if you could please give me a blow
That was after I said that I have to go
You chased me down the hill like the stone from Indiana Jones
Listen Jessica
I'm 13, I'm not even a freshman yet
Woman, you look 33, you wanna be arrested, yeah
I have barely extracted this semen out my testicles and
I will not be giving this for free, I need to check for that
Take your glasses off, let's say you got it wrong
I don't wanna feel your crusty lips or puss-ridden tonsils
You a John Doe
I doubt you could fondle me well enough to give you something to swallow
If you been a hoe up at NMSU college, you should probably stop though
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica
I am only 13
Why you acting thirsty
Is there a grown man in your backseat, and is it dirty
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica
Are you following me
Why you want my pp
It seems like you don't know so I'ma make it easy
Jessica, Jessica, Jessicaaa
What the fuuuck
Are you doing?
Lynn middle school, I pulled up to use the Wi-Fi
Jessica pulled up and said "you wanna hop in my ride"
I said "no thanks" cause I'm a nice guy
When she doubled back, she doubled back
She was not driving on the right side of the road
This fucking hoe asked, can I suck your dick?
I said no and got home, now I'm fearing for my stick
I think she gon' bite it off or she's transmitting that HIV
Or she can't get men her age so she's scanning for them kids
Next time you drove by, U turn, drove by
I seen you creeping
I was with my three friends, looking like a beacon
I told Jonah you gon' pull up
He ain't believe me
U turn, pull up, window down, you a demon
Hi, do you guys need a ride tonight
I kinda like little boys
They are my delight
They're like little toys
When we get to where I'm going
My henchmen will take off your clothing and no one will know where you went
Whoah bitch, get, get
You cannot have my Bisquick
Better put on some lipstick and head to the elementary
Find some kids with single digits
They will listen for a Snickers
While the pigs are on the way, I be on the line like "aye mister"
When you get her, make the cuffs tight
She gon' make a real good prisoner
It's not time to make friends
She gon' learn how to be a victim
I didn't stop her mission
Caught her again within like three weeks
On Griggs, that's east
This bitch completes the streets
She cannot eat my meat
I forced her vegan
Let me tell you what to say if you see her
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica
I am only 13
Why you acting thirsty
Is there a grown man in your backseat, and is it dirty
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica
Are you following me
Why you want my pp
It seems like you don't know so I'ma make it easy
Jessica, Jessica, Jessicaaa
What the fuuuck
Are you doing?
Girl, what you doing
Following me down this road
I would let your family know
You introduced yourself and asked if you could please give me a blow
That was after I said that I have to go
You chased me down the hill like the stone from Indiana Jones
Listen Jessica
I'm 13, I'm not even a freshman yet
Woman, you look 33, you wanna be arrested, yeah
I have barely extracted this semen out my testicles and
I will not be giving this for free, I need to check for that
Take your glasses off, let's say you got it wrong
I don't wanna feel your crusty lips or puss-ridden tonsils
You a John Doe
I doubt you could fondle me well enough to give you something to swallow
If you been a hoe up at NMSU college, you should probably stop though
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica
I am only 13
Why you acting thirsty
Is there a grown man in your backseat, and is it dirty
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica
Are you following me
Why you want my pp
It seems like you don't know so I'ma make it easy
Jessica, Jessica, Jessicaaa
What the fuuuck
Are you doing?
Lynn middle school, I pulled up to use the Wi-Fi
Jessica pulled up and said "you wanna hop in my ride"
I said "no thanks" cause I'm a nice guy
When she doubled back, she doubled back
She was not driving on the right side of the road
This fucking hoe asked, can I suck your dick?
I said no and got home, now I'm fearing for my stick
I think she gon' bite it off or she's transmitting that HIV
Or she can't get men her age so she's scanning for them kids
Next time you drove by, U turn, drove by
I seen you creeping
I was with my three friends, looking like a beacon
I told Jonah you gon' pull up
He ain't believe me
U turn, pull up, window down, you a demon
Hi, do you guys need a ride tonight
I kinda like little boys
They are my delight
They're like little toys
When we get to where I'm going
My henchmen will take off your clothing and no one will know where you went
Whoah bitch, get, get
You cannot have my Bisquick
Better put on some lipstick and head to the elementary
Find some kids with single digits
They will listen for a Snickers
While the pigs are on the way, I be on the line like "aye mister"
When you get her, make the cuffs tight
She gon' make a real good prisoner
It's not time to make friends
She gon' learn how to be a victim
I didn't stop her mission
Caught her again within like three weeks
On Griggs, that's east
This bitch completes the streets
She cannot eat my meat
I forced her vegan
Let me tell you what to say if you see her
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica
I am only 13
Why you acting thirsty
Is there a grown man in your backseat, and is it dirty
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica
Are you following me
Why you want my pp
It seems like you don't know so I'ma make it easy
Jessica, Jessica, Jessicaaa
What the fuuuck
Are you doing?