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I'm So Jacked
by Mash Louis
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Why is life so hard when you're this fuckin jacked
Jacked
Aight we gotta get this done cuz I got three scoops of pre-workout in me
And I gotta get it in, you feel me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I'm at the gym if you wonder bout my whereabouts
I just lift every muscle til I wear em out
Smedium and I'm fitting in it barely now
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I talk to people bout it they just be like spare me now
Bringing dumb bells to the club and I get carried out
Deep down I'm insecure, but I still march around like I'm very proud
Word to Drake, jealousy is love and hate, at the same time
Didn't accept my body given I created mine
I'm hella busy but I make time
I'm unsuccessful, but at least my thighs, are a great size
Spent a couple hours yesterday, flexing in the mirror
Damn my delts need work, I need to get my shit in gear
But I know how shit can get way better in a year
Used to be invisible, now I'll never disappear
No one cares about my bicep vein
Lotta haters saying I'm just vain
I only care about myself
More haters say I'm on some shit, that's okay
It's a great excuse to bring up crossfit, every day
Yeah, and that's my favorite topic
I just got so much to say about it
I love it so much so I stay around it
I go down a rabbit hole and wonder if I'll ever make it out it
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I'm at the gym if you wonder bout my whereabouts
I just lift every muscle til I wear em out
Smedium and I'm fitting in it barely now
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I talk to people bout it they just be like spare me now
Bringing dumb bells to the club and I get carried out
Deep down I'm insecure, but I still march around like I'm very proud
I'm at the gym videotaping myself doing dances
It ain't all fun and games I deal with disapproving glances
Sometimes I'm sad, think my muscles might be too gigantic
If someone sees me at an angle that's bad, I'm a dude that panics
When I see somebody bigger than me, I get sycophantic
If someone don't comment on my workout, I get really frantic
If I don't see results I want I get a lil pedantic
You say I'm yolked instead of jacked, that shit ain't semantics
Nah, it makes a difference to me
Why the fuck I gotta view the world so differently
When everybody else it seems, views it similarly
Yo, body positive movements always triggering me
It's getting bad, thinking bout the definition in my abs
Fuck I even think about the definition in my ass
All I ever think about is repetitions on a chair
Three sets left I'm almost there
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I'm at the gym if you wonder bout my whereabouts
I just lift every muscle til I wear em out
Smedium and I'm fitting in it barely now
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I talk to people bout it they just be like spare me now
Bringing dumb bells to the club and I get carried out
Deep down I'm insecure, but I still march around like I'm very proud
Why is life so hard when you're this fuckin jacked
Jacked
Aight we gotta get this done cuz I got three scoops of pre-workout in me
And I gotta get it in, you feel me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I'm at the gym if you wonder bout my whereabouts
I just lift every muscle til I wear em out
Smedium and I'm fitting in it barely now
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I talk to people bout it they just be like spare me now
Bringing dumb bells to the club and I get carried out
Deep down I'm insecure, but I still march around like I'm very proud
Word to Drake, jealousy is love and hate, at the same time
Didn't accept my body given I created mine
I'm hella busy but I make time
I'm unsuccessful, but at least my thighs, are a great size
Spent a couple hours yesterday, flexing in the mirror
Damn my delts need work, I need to get my shit in gear
But I know how shit can get way better in a year
Used to be invisible, now I'll never disappear
No one cares about my bicep vein
Lotta haters saying I'm just vain
I only care about myself
More haters say I'm on some shit, that's okay
It's a great excuse to bring up crossfit, every day
Yeah, and that's my favorite topic
I just got so much to say about it
I love it so much so I stay around it
I go down a rabbit hole and wonder if I'll ever make it out it
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I'm at the gym if you wonder bout my whereabouts
I just lift every muscle til I wear em out
Smedium and I'm fitting in it barely now
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I talk to people bout it they just be like spare me now
Bringing dumb bells to the club and I get carried out
Deep down I'm insecure, but I still march around like I'm very proud
I'm at the gym videotaping myself doing dances
It ain't all fun and games I deal with disapproving glances
Sometimes I'm sad, think my muscles might be too gigantic
If someone sees me at an angle that's bad, I'm a dude that panics
When I see somebody bigger than me, I get sycophantic
If someone don't comment on my workout, I get really frantic
If I don't see results I want I get a lil pedantic
You say I'm yolked instead of jacked, that shit ain't semantics
Nah, it makes a difference to me
Why the fuck I gotta view the world so differently
When everybody else it seems, views it similarly
Yo, body positive movements always triggering me
It's getting bad, thinking bout the definition in my abs
Fuck I even think about the definition in my ass
All I ever think about is repetitions on a chair
Three sets left I'm almost there
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I'm at the gym if you wonder bout my whereabouts
I just lift every muscle til I wear em out
Smedium and I'm fitting in it barely now
I'm so jacked and it's all that I care about
I talk to people bout it they just be like spare me now
Bringing dumb bells to the club and I get carried out
Deep down I'm insecure, but I still march around like I'm very proud