BROKEN HEART BLUES

Well, on the day I made this Song, all the angels came and Sang along I hear them up in the sky, I hear Them all around me Can you hear them sing this song Sing it along to this little Heartbroken blues song I want to tell you a little story, One I know you have heard Before Every song that you hear is one About a heartbreaker, or it's a Story of right before That woman came along, swept You off your feet Didn't even want to make you hungry You didn't even want to eat, you Couldn't sleep Oh, you had the before the Heartbreak blues, baby You know what's her method of Before the heartbreak blues, Din't you After the heartbreak blues, she Broke my heart Why is it we get butterflies in The beginning Can't eat, can't sleep, can't do Anything but sing to that little Girl And when she breaks your heart, That's all we're doing again is Thinking about her again Now she broke your heart, now She broke your heart She had to show you that you Had a heart, that you had a side To You You didn't even know you had She had to step up and had to Mature you a little bit Said, I love you, baby I ain't never gonna leave But you see, I can't come over Today Tomorrow's not looking very good either Saturday, or Sunday maybe not That's not even good either I got a little story about a Heartbreak blues When a woman breaks your Heart, she got everything to lose But before she breaks your heart, It's before the heartbreak blues And as she breaks your heart, You're living the heartbreak Blues Always a little girl, a little funny Chickie boo That's involved in this mess like A Big old mess of catfish blues You better listen to me, boy I've been around for a long time I've loved a million ladies I brought them in and pushed Them down the line It was like an electric line In and out, in and out of my door Oh, I turned them all away And then I wanted more and More I brought them in more and More, baby I brought them in by the pound Gonna hush them up, gonna Push them down Ooh, heartbreak blues, baby Oh, my first wife, stung the hell Out of me When I woke up next to her old Kitty-cat kitty meowing in my face he said Well, listen, man, I want Something to eat This is a big old fuss, man You know the Mrs ain't even Here, is she I said I'm hungry to man Go make me something to eat Mugga mugga Heartbreak blues, heartbreak Blues Me and the cat, oh, it's that Heartbreak blues But that stove won't turn on by Itself Ain't nobody in here trying to Whip up a little something We're out here starving to death So I go to my mama I said, Mama, I don't know what I'm gonna do She said, baby, what's wrong I said, Mama, I got the heartbreak blues I don't know what to do I got the heartbreak blues And I'm hungry, too I'm hungry, too If your stomach got a broken heart, man Eyes that won't quit leaking, and A mind that won't quit thinking Feet that won't quit walking, and A heart that won't quit beating Feet that won't quit walking Attitude that just won't slow Down Gonna kick your ass Gonna beat you up, bam I don't want to tell her how Much I love her She's going to be leaving and get In the car and come home with Me Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Heartbreak blues, baby Heartbreak blues Make a man do a positive thing He never would ever do You come home and you make a Break in my heart You immediately feel blue You and the cat looking at one Another So then then the cat said I know You got something in there so fix Would you please go in there and put some vitals in my bowl That's the thing That's careful You put anything in my bowl, I'll Eat it all up Because I'm that hungry as a hare Oh, yeah Heartbreak blues Ah, on the third day that you left Me I had a bowl of Meow Mix cereal I was up in the cereal lab, looking At the Meow Mix And I just made a phone call The cat came in there and he looked at me and he went hey, man, hey, man, that's my mix You mean you're seriously going To eat my shit And so I thought, I don't know what you're talking about I said, look at here, kitty cat She left you and she left me both Okay We might as well find a way to fire the stove up Ah, this is heartbroken blues I don't know how to cook and I don't know what to do I don't even know where the grocery store's at My baby took care of all that Now she's gone And there's me and the cat here all alone Neither one of us can cook And now the electricity's gone I don't know what happened to The power I don't even know why Since my baby's been gone Well, well, well, well