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mr. philosopher
by Deore
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I used to live in solace
Hidden away inside
The East China Sea
Where nobody could reach me
Twelve hours and bad internet
Coral roads and fishing nets
Had cast a spell
And down I fell
Into the ocean deep
I ate my carrots ate my peas
Spoke in broken Japanese
I've never been so blissed out, blitzed out
And terribly alone
But who am I to speak of these
Little useless memories?
When you know so much more than me
A true human mind authority
So please Mr. Philosopher
Wont you give me a crumb of expertise?
Cus' I am so naive
You're a business man a hustler
Not just some washed up wrestler
I'd be going nowhere, I'd be going nowhere
If it wasn't for your lead
And I haven't slept in two years since then
Nursing on the graveyard shift
This fucking shit
Is slowly killing me
Last week I held a 3 year old
Raped by her mothers boyfriend
Her stickers say I was brave today
When she put it in my pocket
I cried in the hallway
Whose agreeable and small
When baby ate dads fentanyl?
Or when mom tied junior up with rope
but I'm late with her diet coke?
An infant in a body bag
And not a sign from mom or dad
They booked flights across the world
And left behind their little girl
But please Mr. Philosopher
Educate me on human suffering
Cus' I am so naive
You're miles and miles ahead of me
And dripping in celebrity
If you would just discover me
Then life would be so sweet
I used to live in solace
Hidden away inside
The East China Sea
Where nobody could reach me
Twelve hours and bad internet
Coral roads and fishing nets
Had cast a spell
And down I fell
Into the ocean deep
I ate my carrots ate my peas
Spoke in broken Japanese
I've never been so blissed out, blitzed out
And terribly alone
But who am I to speak of these
Little useless memories?
When you know so much more than me
A true human mind authority
So please Mr. Philosopher
Wont you give me a crumb of expertise?
Cus' I am so naive
You're a business man a hustler
Not just some washed up wrestler
I'd be going nowhere, I'd be going nowhere
If it wasn't for your lead
And I haven't slept in two years since then
Nursing on the graveyard shift
This fucking shit
Is slowly killing me
Last week I held a 3 year old
Raped by her mothers boyfriend
Her stickers say I was brave today
When she put it in my pocket
I cried in the hallway
Whose agreeable and small
When baby ate dads fentanyl?
Or when mom tied junior up with rope
but I'm late with her diet coke?
An infant in a body bag
And not a sign from mom or dad
They booked flights across the world
And left behind their little girl
But please Mr. Philosopher
Educate me on human suffering
Cus' I am so naive
You're miles and miles ahead of me
And dripping in celebrity
If you would just discover me
Then life would be so sweet
