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The Number 2 Pencil Song
by Honest John Lacy
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Would you be my buddy for a number two pencil
Would you be my pal for a scantron sheet
I'll even give you one that's got a good eraser
I'll be sure you take your test on easy street
You'll make exams on time
Plus be a friend of mine and that's a deal that can't be beat
Number two, number two
The instructor said it must be number two
Number two, number two
No other writing implement will do
Yes, I'll be your buddy for a number two pencil
For a scantron I would gladly sell my soul
I guess I could go get one over at the bookstore
But I'd never make it back before he called the roll
I'm gonna be your friend because I can't drop this class again
I'm six units in the hole
He'll be your buddy for a number two pencil
He'll have a Scantron and he'll get to take the test
And with a little luck he'll get a passing grade
Last year he failed because all he did was guess
A few beaks down his top and this year he won't have to drop
He's got the answers written on his chest
Would you be my buddy for a number two pencil
Would you be my pal for a scantron sheet
I'll even give you one that's got a good eraser
I'll be sure you take your test on easy street
You'll make exams on time
Plus be a friend of mine and that's a deal that can't be beat
Number two, number two
The instructor said it must be number two
Number two, number two
No other writing implement will do
Yes, I'll be your buddy for a number two pencil
For a scantron I would gladly sell my soul
I guess I could go get one over at the bookstore
But I'd never make it back before he called the roll
I'm gonna be your friend because I can't drop this class again
I'm six units in the hole
He'll be your buddy for a number two pencil
He'll have a Scantron and he'll get to take the test
And with a little luck he'll get a passing grade
Last year he failed because all he did was guess
A few beaks down his top and this year he won't have to drop
He's got the answers written on his chest
