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Celibacy
by Damien Jackson
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Yea/
You lookin/ kinda/ nice/
I want to/ see/ between/ those/ thighs/
Got me/ questionin'/
Wonderin/
What's/ exactly/ on your/ mind/
I want to/ focus/ on your/ eyes/
But I'm/ hypnotized/ by
The size/ of your/ chest/
I like/ your/ breasts/
Voluptuous/ hips/
Sexy/ lips/
Trying/ my best/ to control/ this/
Sexual/ urges/
Man/ and/ woman/
The main// purpose/
Reproduce/ offspring/
Keep the/ species/ existing/
Noticing/ that/ G-string/
Wanting/ to stick/
My pee pee/
In your/ va jay ge
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Boundaries set/ on this/
Healing/ journey/
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Protecting/ my/ spiritual/ energy
Can't trust/ these/ women/
Don't know/ what/ you're/ sticking/
Your/ dick/ in/
Condemns/ are/ bondage/
Your/ sausage/ wrapped/ in/
Plastic/
One/ crack/ breakage/
Next/ thing/happen/
She asking/ for/ child/ support/
Recourse/
The courts/ taking your/
Pay check/
No regrets/
Rewind/ time/
It's/mission/ abort/
Reporting/ your kids/
On her/ income/ taxes/
She getting/ child tax/ credit/
Your/ ass/ is/ buried in/ debt/
How/ pathetic/
Now you/ getting/ weekend visits/
Spring breaks/ summer/ vacays/
Hypothetical/ scenario/
Worst/ case/
Make no/ mistakes
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Boundaries set/ on this/
Healing/ journey/
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Protecting/ my/ spiritual/ energy
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Boundaries set/ on this/
Healing/ journey/
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Protecting/ my/ spiritual/ energy
Not saving/ myself/ for/ marriage/
No/ horse and/ carriage/
Just a/ partner/
Who's/ committed/
To a/ healthy/ balanced/
Relationship/
No toxic/ bullshit/
Ghosting/
One night/ stands/
Friends/ with/ benefits/
I'm/ too old/ for this/ nonsense/
I'm moving/ beyond/ that/
But don't/ get it/ twisted/
I'm still/ nice/ with/ that/
Stick/ shift/
My tongue/ game/ is insane/
I have the/ knowledge/
She love the/ brain/
cll compliments/
No complaints/
Not getting/ laid/
Don't make/ me/ lame/
We/ not the/ same/
I made the/ change/
Not dealing/ with/
c crazy/ woman/ again
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Boundaries set/ on this/
Healing/ journey/
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Protecting/ my/ spiritual/ energy
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Boundaries set/ on this/
Healing/ journey/
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Protecting/ my/ spiritual/ energy
Yea/
You lookin/ kinda/ nice/
I want to/ see/ between/ those/ thighs/
Got me/ questionin'/
Wonderin/
What's/ exactly/ on your/ mind/
I want to/ focus/ on your/ eyes/
But I'm/ hypnotized/ by
The size/ of your/ chest/
I like/ your/ breasts/
Voluptuous/ hips/
Sexy/ lips/
Trying/ my best/ to control/ this/
Sexual/ urges/
Man/ and/ woman/
The main// purpose/
Reproduce/ offspring/
Keep the/ species/ existing/
Noticing/ that/ G-string/
Wanting/ to stick/
My pee pee/
In your/ va jay ge
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Boundaries set/ on this/
Healing/ journey/
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Protecting/ my/ spiritual/ energy
Can't trust/ these/ women/
Don't know/ what/ you're/ sticking/
Your/ dick/ in/
Condemns/ are/ bondage/
Your/ sausage/ wrapped/ in/
Plastic/
One/ crack/ breakage/
Next/ thing/happen/
She asking/ for/ child/ support/
Recourse/
The courts/ taking your/
Pay check/
No regrets/
Rewind/ time/
It's/mission/ abort/
Reporting/ your kids/
On her/ income/ taxes/
She getting/ child tax/ credit/
Your/ ass/ is/ buried in/ debt/
How/ pathetic/
Now you/ getting/ weekend visits/
Spring breaks/ summer/ vacays/
Hypothetical/ scenario/
Worst/ case/
Make no/ mistakes
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Boundaries set/ on this/
Healing/ journey/
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Protecting/ my/ spiritual/ energy
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Boundaries set/ on this/
Healing/ journey/
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Protecting/ my/ spiritual/ energy
Not saving/ myself/ for/ marriage/
No/ horse and/ carriage/
Just a/ partner/
Who's/ committed/
To a/ healthy/ balanced/
Relationship/
No toxic/ bullshit/
Ghosting/
One night/ stands/
Friends/ with/ benefits/
I'm/ too old/ for this/ nonsense/
I'm moving/ beyond/ that/
But don't/ get it/ twisted/
I'm still/ nice/ with/ that/
Stick/ shift/
My tongue/ game/ is insane/
I have the/ knowledge/
She love the/ brain/
cll compliments/
No complaints/
Not getting/ laid/
Don't make/ me/ lame/
We/ not the/ same/
I made the/ change/
Not dealing/ with/
c crazy/ woman/ again
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Boundaries set/ on this/
Healing/ journey/
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Protecting/ my/ spiritual/ energy
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Boundaries set/ on this/
Healing/ journey/
Celibacy/ got a/ hold on/ me/
Practicing'/ abstinence/
Protecting/ my/ spiritual/ energy
