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99 Bottles
by Aria Lisslo
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Heart broke and my bank too
Smoke a pack of reds out my rebound's bathroom
On my breath like a tattoo
Gargle out my mouth with his ex's perfume
I keep saying how I'm gonna sway my ways and
Operation me can start another day
'Cause everytime I try to change
The little voice in my brain says I've got
99 bottles of beer drink em all
99 bottles of beer
I'll just take em down till my head pounds
And my inhibitions disappear
99 empty bottles of beer drank em all
99 bottles of beer
'Cause I threw them down
Now my head pounds and last night is looking real unclear
Sweat it out like a detox
Got a better view from up here on my soapbox
Pass the time, I just kick rocks
Then hit the 5 o'clock like at the dive down the block
I keep swearing that I'm gonna be ok
But I keep smoking like a chimney everyday
'Cause every time i try to change
The little voice in my brain says I've got
99 bottles of beer drink em all
99 bottles of beer
I'll just take em down till my head pounds
And my inhibitions disappear
99 empty bottles of beer drank em all
99 bottles of beer
'Cause I threw them down
Now my head pounds and last night is lookin real unclear
Un Deux et Trois
You, me, Stella menage Artois
Voulez couches avec moi?
The only thing to say besides yours or mine
Un (Un) Deux (Deux) et Trois (Trois)
You (you), Me (me), Stella menage Artois
Voulez couches avec moi?
The only thing to say besides yours or mine
I've got
I've got
99 bottles of beer drink em all
99 bottles of beer
I'll just take em down till my head pounds
And my inhibitions disappear
99 empty bottles of beer drank em all
99 bottles of beer
'Cause I threw them down
Now my head pounds and last night is lookin real unclear
Heart broke and my bank too
Smoke a pack of reds out my rebound's bathroom
On my breath like a tattoo
Gargle out my mouth with his ex's perfume
I keep saying how I'm gonna sway my ways and
Operation me can start another day
'Cause everytime I try to change
The little voice in my brain says I've got
99 bottles of beer drink em all
99 bottles of beer
I'll just take em down till my head pounds
And my inhibitions disappear
99 empty bottles of beer drank em all
99 bottles of beer
'Cause I threw them down
Now my head pounds and last night is looking real unclear
Sweat it out like a detox
Got a better view from up here on my soapbox
Pass the time, I just kick rocks
Then hit the 5 o'clock like at the dive down the block
I keep swearing that I'm gonna be ok
But I keep smoking like a chimney everyday
'Cause every time i try to change
The little voice in my brain says I've got
99 bottles of beer drink em all
99 bottles of beer
I'll just take em down till my head pounds
And my inhibitions disappear
99 empty bottles of beer drank em all
99 bottles of beer
'Cause I threw them down
Now my head pounds and last night is lookin real unclear
Un Deux et Trois
You, me, Stella menage Artois
Voulez couches avec moi?
The only thing to say besides yours or mine
Un (Un) Deux (Deux) et Trois (Trois)
You (you), Me (me), Stella menage Artois
Voulez couches avec moi?
The only thing to say besides yours or mine
I've got
I've got
99 bottles of beer drink em all
99 bottles of beer
I'll just take em down till my head pounds
And my inhibitions disappear
99 empty bottles of beer drank em all
99 bottles of beer
'Cause I threw them down
Now my head pounds and last night is lookin real unclear
