Song parody of
Chip and a Chair
by Darren Stormont
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Turned down more times than a bed at the no tell inn
Declined more often than my card at the ATM
Why I keep trying and just accept my fate
Or Keep on holdin' on and try to win big late
You gotta be in to win
You gotta stay, for to play
You gotta know, when to let go.
You gotta know when, to be all in
If there's a chance, I'll be there
Cause all I need is a chip and a chair
A chip and a chair A chip and a chair
Baby if you're dealing, baby I'll be there
I could look into those eyes from now on
She'll gives me that certain look, it really turns me on.
Why I keep trying, just to be turned down
Maybe I'll get lucky this time around
You gotta be in to win
You gotta stay, for to play
You gotta know, when to let go.
You gotta know when, to be all in
If there's a chance, I'll be there
Cause all I need is a chip and a chair
A chip and a chair A chip and a chair
Baby if you're dealing, baby I'll be there
No is the answer to every unasked question
Go back into your life you'll see that connection
One honest fact I think you oughta know
That one yes from you worth a buttload of no's
You gotta be in to win
You gotta stay, for to play
You gotta know, when to let go.
You gotta know when, to be all in
If there's a chance, I'll be there
Cause all I need is a chip and a chair
A chip and a chair A chip and a chair
Baby if you're dealing, baby I'll be there
A chip and a chair A chip and a chair
Baby if you're dealing, baby I'll be there
Turned down more times than a bed at the no tell inn
Declined more often than my card at the ATM
Why I keep trying and just accept my fate
Or Keep on holdin' on and try to win big late
You gotta be in to win
You gotta stay, for to play
You gotta know, when to let go.
You gotta know when, to be all in
If there's a chance, I'll be there
Cause all I need is a chip and a chair
A chip and a chair A chip and a chair
Baby if you're dealing, baby I'll be there
I could look into those eyes from now on
She'll gives me that certain look, it really turns me on.
Why I keep trying, just to be turned down
Maybe I'll get lucky this time around
You gotta be in to win
You gotta stay, for to play
You gotta know, when to let go.
You gotta know when, to be all in
If there's a chance, I'll be there
Cause all I need is a chip and a chair
A chip and a chair A chip and a chair
Baby if you're dealing, baby I'll be there
No is the answer to every unasked question
Go back into your life you'll see that connection
One honest fact I think you oughta know
That one yes from you worth a buttload of no's
You gotta be in to win
You gotta stay, for to play
You gotta know, when to let go.
You gotta know when, to be all in
If there's a chance, I'll be there
Cause all I need is a chip and a chair
A chip and a chair A chip and a chair
Baby if you're dealing, baby I'll be there
A chip and a chair A chip and a chair
Baby if you're dealing, baby I'll be there
