Song parody of
Mop Your Floors
by Carfentanyl
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You never understood me, I know that
You're burning everything that I own
And I tried to make things right again
But we're past that point, this is the end
Why don't you call me in the morning
When your brain's made of less alcohol
And your floors are dirtier than mine
I don't wanna be
Just another girl you've seen
Darling, please open the door
Please just let me mop your floors
I heard you're stuck on step nine
Would it kill you to put down the wine
Stop calling between 1:00 and 3:00
And then falling apart in front of me
Why don't you call me in the morning
When your brain's made of less alcohol
And your floors are dirtier than mine
I don't wanna be
Just another girl you've seen
Darling, please open the door
Please just let me mop your floors
You never call me in the morning
So figure it out on your own
This time, find your own way home
Why don't you call me in the morning
When your brain's made of less alcohol
And your floors are dirtier than mine
I don't wanna be
Just another girl you've seen
Darling, please open the door
Please just let me mop your floors
You never understood me, I know that
You're burning everything that I own
And I tried to make things right again
But we're past that point, this is the end
Why don't you call me in the morning
When your brain's made of less alcohol
And your floors are dirtier than mine
I don't wanna be
Just another girl you've seen
Darling, please open the door
Please just let me mop your floors
I heard you're stuck on step nine
Would it kill you to put down the wine
Stop calling between 1:00 and 3:00
And then falling apart in front of me
Why don't you call me in the morning
When your brain's made of less alcohol
And your floors are dirtier than mine
I don't wanna be
Just another girl you've seen
Darling, please open the door
Please just let me mop your floors
You never call me in the morning
So figure it out on your own
This time, find your own way home
Why don't you call me in the morning
When your brain's made of less alcohol
And your floors are dirtier than mine
I don't wanna be
Just another girl you've seen
Darling, please open the door
Please just let me mop your floors
