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Kiss Me [Original Broadway Cast Recording]

by Stephen Sondheim

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He means to marry me Monday What shall I do? I'd rather die I have a plan I'll swallow poison on Sunday That's what I'll do, I'll get some lye I have a plan Oh, dear, was that a noise? A plan I think I heard a noise A plan! It couldn't be He's in court He's in court today Still, that was a noise Wasn't that a noise? You must have heard that Kiss me! Oh, sir Ah, miss Oh, sir If he should marry me Monday What will I do? I'll die of grief We fly tonight 'Tis Friday, virtually Sunday What can we do with time so brief? We fly tonight Behind the curtain, quick! Tonight I think I heard a click! Tonight! It was a gate! It's the gate! (It's not a gate, there's no gate) we don't have a gate Still there was a (you don't have a gate) Wait! There's another click! You must have heard that (if you'd only listen, miss) Kiss me! Tonight? Kiss me You mean tonight? The plan is made Oh, sir! So kiss me I feel a fright Be not afraid Sir, I did (tonight I'll) Love you even as I (steal) Saw you, even as it (you) Did not matter that I (Johanna) Did not know your name (I'll steal you) It's me you'll marry on Monday That's what you'll do! And gladly, sir St. Dunstan's, noon I knew I'd be with you one day Even not knowing who you were (ah, miss) I feared you'd never come (marry me, marry me, miss) That you'd been called away (oh, marry me Monday!) That you'd been killed (favor me, favor me) Had the plague (with your hand) Were in debtor's jail (promise) Trampled by a horse (marry me, marry me) Gone to sea again (please, oh, marry me Monday) Arrested by the Kiss me! Of course Kiss me! You're sure? Kiss me! I shall! Kiss me! Oh, sir

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