i need to drink beer

I need to drink a beer Need to drink a beer I am gonna drink one beer Just one beer A single beer I need to drink a beer Need to drink a beer I am gonna drink just one beer People always smile when they drink beer People only like me when they drink beer People only have sex with me when they drink beer But it's okay because they laugh at all my jokes People say they love my show (when they drink beer) People say they wanna shake my hand (when they drink beer) People are so easy to talk to when they drink beer Because they are mentally retarded And I am mentally retarded People only smile when they drink beer People talk to me for a while when they drink beer When the music is really loud I shout into their ear And they can only escape When I go to get another beer I smoke a lot of cigarettes (when they drink beer) Because I don't know what to do with my hands (when they drink beer) I drink because to be sincere Is my biggest fear I hate my wife And my baby's a queer