Song parody of
The Colonel
by Lamwoc
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On a loving Monday Midday
You got drafted and I drifted along
Your sister in arms dug the trench
Her commands oozed of fear that
You weren't blind as a mole
How did her sermon in snapdragon fields
Ever drop you on your knees before her?
You mutter through my now empty halls
"I'm sorry, I'm but a puppet for her calls"
My letters of concern remain unread
And you've been walking blindly without a cane
Order of your self-elected colonel of dread
Commanding the ball on your chain
Her desire was a speaking mermaid and a prince left
To god with bare feet by a cold poppy
Why did your feet ever step on that train?
Leaving me to slowly die in vain
Now fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Don't you worry darlin', my love
Is nothing but a momentary curse
Sorry if I'm cold, but the brown sugar's scarce
Leaving me but an avalanche glaring down
Upon our army of meager dogs
The fields of hollow roses will be gone
It was bombed, yet the clouds remained dry
But a midst the chaos rose solemn tansy flower
Her instructions were clear
And I pity at your ignorant figure
Don't gaze with your plagued hand and feet
And body lead by string
Saying "Give it to the deep six and remember,
You're my slave and I'm your master"
Saying "Give it to the deep six and remember,
You're my slave and I'm your master"
Now fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
The one who conceals hatred has lying lips
And whoever utters slander is a fool
Your face will be of a stranger's
Once you've been left a solitary tool
Lover, when did Jesus give you
The third greatest commandment?
Lover, is your dear Colonel Jesus then?
Oh poor darlin', she has just dressed up
Stockholm in the Emperor's clothes
Was the cross ever on her back on Golgatha for you?
Or was it too torn from the book?
Or was it too torn from the book?
Now fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Now fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
On a loving Monday Midday
You got drafted and I drifted along
Your sister in arms dug the trench
Her commands oozed of fear that
You weren't blind as a mole
How did her sermon in snapdragon fields
Ever drop you on your knees before her?
You mutter through my now empty halls
"I'm sorry, I'm but a puppet for her calls"
My letters of concern remain unread
And you've been walking blindly without a cane
Order of your self-elected colonel of dread
Commanding the ball on your chain
Her desire was a speaking mermaid and a prince left
To god with bare feet by a cold poppy
Why did your feet ever step on that train?
Leaving me to slowly die in vain
Now fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Don't you worry darlin', my love
Is nothing but a momentary curse
Sorry if I'm cold, but the brown sugar's scarce
Leaving me but an avalanche glaring down
Upon our army of meager dogs
The fields of hollow roses will be gone
It was bombed, yet the clouds remained dry
But a midst the chaos rose solemn tansy flower
Her instructions were clear
And I pity at your ignorant figure
Don't gaze with your plagued hand and feet
And body lead by string
Saying "Give it to the deep six and remember,
You're my slave and I'm your master"
Saying "Give it to the deep six and remember,
You're my slave and I'm your master"
Now fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
The one who conceals hatred has lying lips
And whoever utters slander is a fool
Your face will be of a stranger's
Once you've been left a solitary tool
Lover, when did Jesus give you
The third greatest commandment?
Lover, is your dear Colonel Jesus then?
Oh poor darlin', she has just dressed up
Stockholm in the Emperor's clothes
Was the cross ever on her back on Golgatha for you?
Or was it too torn from the book?
Or was it too torn from the book?
Now fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Now fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
Fly away my dove and go west
And settle in the moonflower's nest
