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zooted..

by HOUSEHALFMOON

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Back on this house shit Matthew's flooring it This scene boutta be a mosh pit Called it, we never miss 마치 Peach Pit Came out of nowhere like the Golden Misfits motherfucker Yeah I'm talking bout you fucker 얘넨 절대 안된다고 했던 motherfucker 앨범 들어보라 했을때 존나 꺼져 라고 했던 새끼들까지 전부 다 같이 더해서 Round em up Round em up Pour in the concrete fill em up "Oh boys please spare my son He's never even gotten his dick sucked" Well I guess he fits the part Frozen in a slab and dead as fuck (Han Solo) It's up to his waist he's clamming up Last time buddy smile you're on camera (smile!) Oh wait Matty's asking me something His name? Oh um... it's Larry These fuckers lookin at me in a very strange way Uh oh they're grabbing my head, their eyes all red And telling me Larry's imaginary like my marriage or Paris-bound tickets Am I dizzy? Oh very. Allegedly ladder anxiety is getting the better of me Oh shit 선배 do I need a goddamn lobotomy And the Europe tour's nonexistent And I'm still grinding on League of Legends And my dream's to be a Walmart Eminem So fuck everyone all I see are haters Ain't big enough to have haters (nope) Ain't cool enough to get judged (Ruth Bader) Ginsberg howling at the moon best my of my generation can't use it too fuckin zooted Send me to the forest imma forage Gimme whatcha got and i can keep it in my storage room I ain't make no baby cuz my baby prehistoric like She on BC She wanna be with me No (w)rapper But she make me wanna speak faster Imma floor it to the pastor like with this music shit im a master God said y'all should listen to me I got so much shit to preach Drag me to Salt Lake City (Utah) Can't thrive there But I'd survive there Ay b! d.d. like a designated driver (vroom vroom!) Uber till the sun comes up Not yummy Super bad bitch thumbs up We stunning like a blooper Kinda funny What the fuck is wrong with me? My tummy (Crohn's & IBS) Drink cranberry juice so I taste good Not so i don't drink alcohol I'll drink, yeah probably more than i should But Imma need a blow if Imma bounce off the walls Phone dead? That's sad Wanna hate me? Go ahead All it takes is a little bit of willpower To stop stinking, hop in the shower Ain't big enough to have haters (nope) Ain't cool enough to get judged (Ruth Bader) Ginsberg howling at the moon Best my of my generation can't use it Too fuckin zooted Fell into jersey and baltimore From england i'm a homegrown whore Lazy worker, i don't try hard But i get on the mic to spit some bars Fuck y'all talking bout with haters Chief incels call em masturbaters Crying bout rhyming orange n porridge Fuckers like reef only four foot four We got beef like a four for four Hit a four loko when we go on tour Never had to try a day in my life Check out the texts from me to your wife Naturally smart naturally hot Y'all hate me for the stuff that you're not Odd to look at, man kinda crooked Emphasize weird syllables and you're hook-ed (Bitch I'm Irish I'm high on luck all my haters... agh) Bitch I'm Irish I'm high on luck All my haters I've already fucked Love to say more but I gotta go Hook up with your ma, your sister, your ho Ain't big enough to have haters (nope) Ain't cool enough to get judged (Ruth Bader) Ginsberg howling at the moon Best my of my generation can't use it Too fuckin zooted Tossing and turning, you're physically boring (snore) I'm falling asleep to the sound of your droning (blah blah blah) Aggressively snoring, don't care that you know it I'm trying to leave but you won't let me run it Run down, sun down, run until I break down Can't stand to listen to bad takes and breakdowns Brick break, sun baked, parent's made a mistake Birthing a boy with a mouth like a V8 (vrooom) ???, bad take, you need to restate Mommy never told you really aint that great Restart, Imma need a reason to hit carts Pop star, Imma need a reason to go far Robb Stark, royal and loyal and ready for turmoil, and plotting for wins to be common like soil Vile, swimming in the Nile, Winning and winning like the boys in denial Some people say I'm fake But I'm baked and caked up Ass fat yeah I throw that shit back Everyone wanna see my ass crack Give that shit a smack You wanna snack that smiles back? (Goldfish) Squat two plates bet you forsaken me Baking with me shake it for me Placate your needs on a Sunday I guess I'll ride to you on the subway Ain't big enough to have haters (nope) Ain't cool enough to get judged (Ruth bader) Ginsberg howling at the moon Best my of my generation can't use it Too fuckin zooted

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