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Jesus Was A Jew
by Serious Bob
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Let me tell you about Jesus
This badass motherfucker named Jesus
Now he decided that he would not please us
He would just roll over and die
Well he would have rolled over if he could have rolled over
He wasn't hungover, he was crucified
Does this make him a better man than I
Hell yes he's Jesus
So Jesus was walking down the street one day
When he said hey to the guys in the temple, you're doing it wrong
But that's not why I'm singing this song, cause Jesus was a Jew, Jesus was a Jew
Let me tell you
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Hey Jack, I'm back to tell you about Jesus, my man Jesus
Now Jesus had a plan to spread peace and love
The Christian symbol is still a dove
But peace doesn't always matter big guy
Because he was crucified, and because he died
Some people justify killing in the name of
Cause Jesus didn't have a dad who kicked or bit or hit shit
He didn't even have a dad who drank booze
Cause Jesus had a dad who's
The wrathful almighty God
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
He was probably black too
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Let me tell you about Jesus
This badass motherfucker named Jesus
Now he decided that he would not please us
He would just roll over and die
Well he would have rolled over if he could have rolled over
He wasn't hungover, he was crucified
Does this make him a better man than I
Hell yes he's Jesus
So Jesus was walking down the street one day
When he said hey to the guys in the temple, you're doing it wrong
But that's not why I'm singing this song, cause Jesus was a Jew, Jesus was a Jew
Let me tell you
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Hey Jack, I'm back to tell you about Jesus, my man Jesus
Now Jesus had a plan to spread peace and love
The Christian symbol is still a dove
But peace doesn't always matter big guy
Because he was crucified, and because he died
Some people justify killing in the name of
Cause Jesus didn't have a dad who kicked or bit or hit shit
He didn't even have a dad who drank booze
Cause Jesus had a dad who's
The wrathful almighty God
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
Jesus was a Jew
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
He was probably black too
Yeah you know it's true, Jesus was a Jew
