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MOST TOXIC BITCOIN MAXI

by ROBBIE P

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Today, Satoshi Nakamoto has released an official statement that they'll be raising prices No coiners are arguably upset with the decision Meanwhile, Bitcoin holders refuse to provide the markets any liquidity Citing that their diamond hands have been forced I feel like Harrison Ford in the 90s with my bitcoins In the 2020s we encrypting everything, government can go fuck itself Wanna shut us out of banks, go ahead, we don't need you Put Satoshi's on USB's, start trading amongst the people If the jab was really poison, matter of fact, let me translate The crypto likely to succeed is the one with the lowest vax rate I'm in a rage, the WEF wanna infiltrate, government and legislate And attack the chain, talking smack about the climate change Forget electric cars, but where's the free energy at I've been buying so many bitcoins, I forgot where I put my tinfoil at And stacking sats is the biggest drug, just look at how I live it up If you don't see me shitting on dollar bills, you'll see me rip them up My laser eyes, 21 gazillion freaking Fahrenheit No coiners, I got hard orange pills to swallow for all you guys 24 to 35 year olds, bout to get a lesson on Weimer Germany It'll affect your five year olds They said he's more toxic, more toxic than the most toxic bitcoin maxi ever They said he's more toxic, more toxic than the most toxic bitcoin maxi ever Today in unprecedented news, Chancellor is on brink of their 37th bailout for banks Meanwhile Peter Schiff has liquidated his entire gold portfolio in favour of bitcoin We got in early, Silk Road, they must've had some good drugs But that rug pull you were in explains why you're in retail trying to push rugs Went from driving a Lambo to a Camry Scammer took you for a ride in the backseat of his taxi and Maxine Asked me about some altcoins, don't ask me Cause I'm a marginalised white male toxic maxi Lost your keys Little piggies cannot get up in the house Oink oink lessons, pigs get slaughtered Altcoin reference Don't cry to me if you can't spend your CBDCs for wifi costs I'll take your tear filled tissues and with them I'll just wipe my balls If you can't tell why the price is high for an egg and salad bowl You're malinformed It's malice caused by central banking reckless nonsense I'm eating well, got mi goreng Wilding out at no coiners like Max Keiser do at Peter Schiff on the end of Bitcoin slang I'm feeling well Living it up in the penthouse of the tallest building Within the fortress walls of the bitcoin citadel They said he's more toxic, more toxic than the most toxic bitcoin maxi ever They said he's more toxic, more toxic than the most toxic bitcoin maxi ever They said Today, Bitcoin continued to rally over a million dollars a coin This came only moments after a sudden low of $3,400 The slingshot moved it upside, caught traders off guard Whilst annihilating billions in short positions across the globe

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