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REAL CITY KID
by Crossed The Golden Gate
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You ever had a childhood, you lucky little bitch?
You probably had sleepovers, played with Barbie and Ken cause daddy had enough money to spend,
Running your mouth like you were his number one snitch
Sugarcoating all your fears, pretending to be a perfect kid
You were staying away from danger, huh?
Paying for your major, huh?
You thought you had em wrapped around your pretty little finger, huh?
You weren't perfect when you outside fucking random strangers
Grew up in the suburbs, making your dollar quick, sure you had dreams to be a bad city bitch,
Bet you had no idea how city life really is, with all the pleasure and pain, let me tell you how it really is
Well shit, I don't know how I'd stay sane
Well shit, I was the only one to blame
Well shit, I was a real city kid
Well shit, my childhood was dismissed, my childhood was dismissed, my childhood was dismissed, yeah
Dreams of true love died when my babysitter wouldn't stop touching my
Until I became aware this motherfucker took my shit
It's okay we homies he said, I didn't know any better so just keep it on the under
He became a monk, covered it up, and pretended it was all made up
I still wait for the day to tell it to his face, then I saw his two kids and thought, fuck, my childhood was dismissed
See I walk in the shadows, knuckle bucks in the battles,
Babysitters were killers in denial, watch out where you're walking, don't step on crack or a needle
Living aint cheap when every man depends on survival, yo checks will end up in rentals
Yo, cousins and friends, they depend on you to make moves, shows us the way you seem to have the attitude
You talk to white people like a natural
Without you we wouldn't make it outside the ghetto
Grew up in the suburbs, making your dollar quick, sure you had dreams to be a bad city bitch,
Bet you had no idea how city life really is, with all the pleasure and pain, let me tell you how it really is
Well shit, I don't know how I'd stay sane
Well shit, I was the only one to blame
Well shit, I was a real city kid
Well shit, my childhood was dismissed, my childhood was dismissed, my childhood was dismissed
Carried a lot of fucking weight
Growing up in the TL is not fucking easy to say
You ever had a childhood, you lucky little bitch?
You probably had sleepovers, played with Barbie and Ken cause daddy had enough money to spend,
Running your mouth like you were his number one snitch
Sugarcoating all your fears, pretending to be a perfect kid
You were staying away from danger, huh?
Paying for your major, huh?
You thought you had em wrapped around your pretty little finger, huh?
You weren't perfect when you outside fucking random strangers
Grew up in the suburbs, making your dollar quick, sure you had dreams to be a bad city bitch,
Bet you had no idea how city life really is, with all the pleasure and pain, let me tell you how it really is
Well shit, I don't know how I'd stay sane
Well shit, I was the only one to blame
Well shit, I was a real city kid
Well shit, my childhood was dismissed, my childhood was dismissed, my childhood was dismissed, yeah
Dreams of true love died when my babysitter wouldn't stop touching my
Until I became aware this motherfucker took my shit
It's okay we homies he said, I didn't know any better so just keep it on the under
He became a monk, covered it up, and pretended it was all made up
I still wait for the day to tell it to his face, then I saw his two kids and thought, fuck, my childhood was dismissed
See I walk in the shadows, knuckle bucks in the battles,
Babysitters were killers in denial, watch out where you're walking, don't step on crack or a needle
Living aint cheap when every man depends on survival, yo checks will end up in rentals
Yo, cousins and friends, they depend on you to make moves, shows us the way you seem to have the attitude
You talk to white people like a natural
Without you we wouldn't make it outside the ghetto
Grew up in the suburbs, making your dollar quick, sure you had dreams to be a bad city bitch,
Bet you had no idea how city life really is, with all the pleasure and pain, let me tell you how it really is
Well shit, I don't know how I'd stay sane
Well shit, I was the only one to blame
Well shit, I was a real city kid
Well shit, my childhood was dismissed, my childhood was dismissed, my childhood was dismissed
Carried a lot of fucking weight
Growing up in the TL is not fucking easy to say
