Song parody of
Humpty Dumpty
by IC5P13K
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Stupid dog! You made me look bad
Pure am like ketchup, I got his fam tryna play ketchup
Like his funeral was yesterday, ha, ha
Get him scalped like his ass wear a toupee, ha
Don't catch me, my genes too good, like Kanye on a weekend
Take them two, we blend them, get them something close to me, ha
Like one plus them equals me, almost like one plus one equals three
That's not the case, can't catch me lacking in broad day, ha
Don't care if the strap illegal, it's in my name
Mess with one, whole team squad up
Party on that park, bitch, I'll get you marked up
Just put your shit on the floor, yeah, we'll get you mopped up
Oops, I text your bitch, all I want was a top tub
I gotta up my standards, she a stray
I put her on display like OF
We can make a profit off of your body
I'll take your shots for you, not talking S-T-N-A
Yeah, this is stipulation if you wanna be my bae
She can't handle me, so I switch, like what's her name
Pure A-grade, honestly, she say I'm an asshole
I make her heart ache, ha, ha
Call me Scott Pilgrim, I got defeated seven X's
Had to fight my way to get to this place
The way I had this girl fighting him, ha
You can call her Princess Leia, she side with me
Look, I am your father, she came to stay
If her ex Veda steps in me, I'll put him out in the ashtray
Pure A, I'm like ketchup
I got his fam trying to play catch up
Like his funeral was yesterday, ha
Get him scalped like his ass wear a toupee
Won't catch me, my genes too good
Like Kanye on a weekend, take them two
We blend them, get them something close to me, ha
Like one plus them equals me
Almost like one plus one equals three, ha
That's not the case
Can't catch me lacking in broad day
Don't care if it's trap or legal, it's in my name
I'll crack you like an egg, Humpty Dumpty
Today's your day
Stupid dog! You made me look bad
Pure am like ketchup, I got his fam tryna play ketchup
Like his funeral was yesterday, ha, ha
Get him scalped like his ass wear a toupee, ha
Don't catch me, my genes too good, like Kanye on a weekend
Take them two, we blend them, get them something close to me, ha
Like one plus them equals me, almost like one plus one equals three
That's not the case, can't catch me lacking in broad day, ha
Don't care if the strap illegal, it's in my name
Mess with one, whole team squad up
Party on that park, bitch, I'll get you marked up
Just put your shit on the floor, yeah, we'll get you mopped up
Oops, I text your bitch, all I want was a top tub
I gotta up my standards, she a stray
I put her on display like OF
We can make a profit off of your body
I'll take your shots for you, not talking S-T-N-A
Yeah, this is stipulation if you wanna be my bae
She can't handle me, so I switch, like what's her name
Pure A-grade, honestly, she say I'm an asshole
I make her heart ache, ha, ha
Call me Scott Pilgrim, I got defeated seven X's
Had to fight my way to get to this place
The way I had this girl fighting him, ha
You can call her Princess Leia, she side with me
Look, I am your father, she came to stay
If her ex Veda steps in me, I'll put him out in the ashtray
Pure A, I'm like ketchup
I got his fam trying to play catch up
Like his funeral was yesterday, ha
Get him scalped like his ass wear a toupee
Won't catch me, my genes too good
Like Kanye on a weekend, take them two
We blend them, get them something close to me, ha
Like one plus them equals me
Almost like one plus one equals three, ha
That's not the case
Can't catch me lacking in broad day
Don't care if it's trap or legal, it's in my name
I'll crack you like an egg, Humpty Dumpty
Today's your day
