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Holding a Jar in a Magenta Glider
by Travis Bradbury
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Please say you'll let me
Relieve my sorrow
Finally this itching at last will end
Here's the thing, I need to
Just hold your jar
Unguent is the key
To do the thing
What if I told you the nightmare is true
No spices, no oils in Colter Bay
I'm up high in my magenta glider
Hoping that someday you'll join me here
Some will live just for sedition, I know
That is no brave pioneer of the soul
What if I told you of things that may come
Earth will become a large bucket of chum
I'll be up above it in my glider
Looking down my nose at worlds below
We'll all live in my magenta glider
Soaring over troubles and desire
Things are better in this massive glider
Better here than roasting in the fire
Please say you'll let me
Relieve my sorrow
Finally this itching at last will end
Here's the thing, I need to
Just hold your jar
Unguent is the key
To do the thing
What if I told you the nightmare is true
No spices, no oils in Colter Bay
I'm up high in my magenta glider
Hoping that someday you'll join me here
Some will live just for sedition, I know
That is no brave pioneer of the soul
What if I told you of things that may come
Earth will become a large bucket of chum
I'll be up above it in my glider
Looking down my nose at worlds below
We'll all live in my magenta glider
Soaring over troubles and desire
Things are better in this massive glider
Better here than roasting in the fire
