When I'm On the Mic

Les on the microphone where I roam alone you wanna hang with the kid you better go on home And study your lessons cut out your fessings cuz my reign of rhymes is steady impressing you Cold undressing you leaving you dumb numb a bum my son and naked too How could you have ever thought you make it true or even mix it up boy fix it up Cuz your spirit is broken you played yourself and LBL has spoken And when I speak all the girls just freak they're sweating' me daily and calling you weak When I'm on the mic the party's in effect and when I'm on your girl that's disrespect And when she's on my you ain't come correct the posse is flowing don't try to step To me or mine cuz you lost control boy you'll lose the fight when the posse rolls Don't be about that just be about fun cuz you cam to party and I ain't the one When I'm On the Mic The stage is set all the props in place you wanna swing with the kid who's got style and grace Well brace yourself then pace yourself because on the next plateau you'll have to race for help When my mouth sets the motion that will melt the floor You'll sink into my groove while screaming for more Then turn to your partner and then declare Never has an emcee had so much flare Can you bear the wear and tear of a performance on the air by the Wordsmith extraordinaire Well if you dare then just do that dance and I'll enhance the chance of you finding romance At least the chance of a rub-a-dub whether at a house party or in a club You'll get funky fly on the floor while waxing fly wallflowers who thought they were maxing Cuz it ain't no time to be fine or phony unless you wanna leave the party tired and lonely So all those faking the funk you been clocked but it ain't too late to rock When I'm On the Mic I'm on the microphone getting busy the uninformed always ask damn who is he the L-E-S-BA-B-Y-L-O-V-E yeah it's me getting fly On the Mic where I get spectacular got you jamming cuz slamming is my street vernacular The use of my pen has once again set a trend separating the boys from men Then I recommend that suckers should spend more times on their rhymes and come back when They tend to lend more knowledge and send it out to those clocking me like Big Ben Not a tower for the hour but a man for the ages a wordsmith armed with pages and pages With what's known as a poet's elixir a rhyme for every time a treat for every trickster The Baddest of the Bad Dj's on the mixer if a girl is brokenhearted I'm the quick fixer Love her in the morning night flight pilot you want it done right girl then let me style it I'll leave my signature LBL so you can have proof of a job done well Cherish it always if you're that type and always remember me when I'm on the mic When I'm On the Mic Claim to fame ain't just in my name but what I do for the people as I entertain It's a feel good feeling that I be dealing that's why my rhyming is so appealing Making women feel fly and fellas get high not on a substance but still they must dance When they hear my prose it grows I strike a pose as the wordsmith who surely knows When I'm on the mic that's motivation when you're on the floor that's a dope sensation When you're at peace that's cooperation and when you're on the wall that's procrastination So go get dumb fly and drop the get high don't leave driving drunk cuz you and others may die Instead enjoy yourself be safe and easy cuz that's the one thing that will please me When I'm On the Mic