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I Hate My Frickin' ISP
by Todd Rundgren
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The reason that I signed up
Is the reason that I hate it
I know she's made her mind up
I just don't know how she's made it
And my dial-up screen has locked me into a
Touch-tone tune monotony ''cause some
Snot-nosed pube has blocked me out
And I wait, and I wait
And I hate my frickin' ISP
He ain't good, no bandwidth left for me
And I'll never get back, never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate
My job's so hard to swallow
But it's got me by the collar
And some motel
Where every local call's a dollar
I've got no time left to jack off
I got a deadline that won't back off
I'm about to chew my own leg off ''cause
It's so late, and I'm late
And I hate my frickin' ISP
I get pumped for inactivity
And I'll never get back ,never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate!
It rained CD-Roms that gave me twenty hours free
I let my service provider make a junky out of me
And then he cut me off from my online community
And I hate it, I hate, I hate it
And I hate my frickin' ISP
His domain name look-up takes eternity
And I'll never get back, never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate
And so on...
The reason that I signed up
Is the reason that I hate it
I know she's made her mind up
I just don't know how she's made it
And my dial-up screen has locked me into a
Touch-tone tune monotony ''cause some
Snot-nosed pube has blocked me out
And I wait, and I wait
And I hate my frickin' ISP
He ain't good, no bandwidth left for me
And I'll never get back, never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate
My job's so hard to swallow
But it's got me by the collar
And some motel
Where every local call's a dollar
I've got no time left to jack off
I got a deadline that won't back off
I'm about to chew my own leg off ''cause
It's so late, and I'm late
And I hate my frickin' ISP
I get pumped for inactivity
And I'll never get back ,never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate!
It rained CD-Roms that gave me twenty hours free
I let my service provider make a junky out of me
And then he cut me off from my online community
And I hate it, I hate, I hate it
And I hate my frickin' ISP
His domain name look-up takes eternity
And I'll never get back, never get back
The time that I waste
That's what I hate
And so on...
