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Alcohol [Live]
by Brad Paisley
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I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice
Your size.
Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
And I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lyncheburg Bourbon, France
Been makin' the bars
With lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
And college now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol
I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I`ll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
Put that lampshade on your head
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lyncheburg Bourbon, France
Been makin' a fool out of folks
Just like you
And helpin' white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lyncheburg Bourbon, France
Been makin' the bars
With lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
And college now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol
I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice
Your size.
Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
And I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lyncheburg Bourbon, France
Been makin' the bars
With lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
And college now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol
I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I`ll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
Put that lampshade on your head
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lyncheburg Bourbon, France
Been makin' a fool out of folks
Just like you
And helpin' white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lyncheburg Bourbon, France
Been makin' the bars
With lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
And college now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol
