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Blind Mice

by Digital Underground

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All that's cool but, yo, what's up with me and you? [Chorus x2] See the blind mice? We the blind mice Trying to get in where we fit in Doing anything to be down Two hundred million blind mice Running through this town [Shock-G] Patty Cake, Patty Cake I heard your man Wears a gold Rolex and put a diamond on your hand [Money B] The Itsy-Bitsy Spider was a whoridah Said he met the judge's daughter and went up inside her [Shock-G] House, there's a Mouse who Runs Around the Clock snitching Who he hitting, I think he hit it raw cause he be itching [Money B] Shimmy, Shimmy Cocoa Pop, the glock went pop Tell me, tell me who shooting and who got shot [Malia] Ring Around the Rosie, a pocket full of blow Everybody know the hop got you moving slow [Humpty-Hump] Pinocchio says ignore my nose, you can trust him I saw Bill in the back of Capitol Hill with Lil' Miss Muffin [Shock-G] Little Boys in Blue and Red Riding in the Hood Heard the Big Bad Wolf said he never used the n-word He huffs and puffs, he'll snuff you in an alley But the Three Little Pigs scurry back to Simi Valley [Money B] Goldilocks went to cop some little boy brown Should've stuck with the snow cause the brown cut her down [Humpty-Hump] The Itsy-Bitsy Spider at the National Enquirer Said the mayor told Niola to bend over or he'll fire her [Shock-G] The freaky Old Lady In The Shoe downtown Is a brown sugar mommy, wants to pay to lick me down [Humpty-Hump] The Big Bad lady Wolf said that she knew me She huffed and she puffed and she .. mmmmm! [Shock-G] Three grinding mice Trying to make a life called three strikes The rat got three to five, two got life Those Three Blind Mice [Humpty-Hump] Now, Tom Thumb jumped up and said "I got one, David Duke and Farrakhan riding side-by-side on the top gun" [Shock-G] Hickory Dickory Dock, each day I hear a new shock The Cat in the Hat told me he be seeing Tupac [Rashida] Cinderella told me you was paid, if it's all true Simon Says you can grab the hat, sink and fall through [Black Ty] "Somebody?s sleeping in my bed, getting my head Now his broad is on the stroll getting my bread" [Humpty-Hump] And Humpty Dumpty leaning against the wall Couldn't figure out the meaning of it all.. What's the meaning, what's the meaning of life [Shock-G] Little Bo Peep is weeping, I hate to see you cry Sometimes guys lie when your thighs are above you Mother May I say you denied the evidence The frog was only a prince when he loved you [Money B] Virgin Mary Poppins popping game, said she never had sex Now she's popping X, talking about "who's next?" [Clee] Scooby went to scoop another scooby sack from Shaggy Scooby will do anything: hops, weed or cavi [Humpty-Hump] Old Mother Hubbard's got a cupboard full of lotto tickets A fat stack from way back cause she's pack rat [Shock-G] Mother Goose hit me on the cell phone, said granny Got her healthcare pulled, had to move to Miami [Money B] Poppa Bear got no time for Baby Bear Can't stop to feel the breeze in the race for the cheese [Clee] Peter Pan's in the White House dealing Keeping the money out my hands, making me out to be the villain [Humpty-Hump] Humpty Dumpty looking at the moon, leaning on the wall Still couldn't figure out the meaning of it all.. [Chorus x2] [Shock-G] Patty Cake, Patty Cake, can I be your man? My cash flow's low but bro's got the master plan [Humpty-Hump] Patty Cake, Patty Cake, can I be your lover I'm wealthy in the mind and I'm healthy under covers [Rashida] Papa Bear, Papa Bear, to put it modestly I like diamonds & pearls but I'll settle for some honesty [Money be (Shock-G)] Patty Cake, Patty Cake, can I hit your soda I'm thirsty and I'm out (Yo, this nursery rhyme's over)

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