The Backson Song

It's a Giant creature with a tail Here I'll draw Piglet in for scale His hide is like a shaggy rug His face a surely ugly mug With two sharp horns atop his head In between a mop of hair that's red And in his nose a ring of gold It smells of monkey's feet and mold Its toes are black Its fur is blue I swear that all I tell you is not made up The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson Oh no! But Owl what does the Backson do? Yes Owl what does the Backson do? Hmm, what does the Backson do? I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking and now I will tell you They sneak into your library and scribble in all your books The Backson, The Backson! We don't like the Backson! When decorating your Christmas tree, they tangle up all the hooks! The Backson! The Backson! We're afraid of the Backson. They spoil the milk, they stop all the clocks, they use their horns to put hole in your socks The Backson's the one who's been putting holes in our socks! Tell us more about what Backsons do Yes more about what Backsons do More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you Maybe they make ya sleep too late Yes, yes that's good, that's great I bet their the reason my tail is gone You're on a roll go on, go on! They muddy up your tiny house They make you feel as small as a mouse They break your crayons They spill your tea! They wake up babies at one and three They made me catch the cold I caught Winnie the Pooh: They made me lose my train of thought They swipe your strips They clog your pipes They dig up your garden They won't be your pardon Winnie the Pooh: They eat your snacks They won't relax! They chip your tooth They steal your youth! And now you know the horrible truth The Backson, The Backson, The Backson, The Backson. Oh Noooooo! Oh yes I know exactly what we'll do We'll find things Backsons are partial to Like books And dishes And socks And toys Yes everything that a Backson destroys Then we'll dig an enormous pit and make the items lead to it He'll fall in and we'll get our friend And this horrible nightmare will come to an end The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! Go home and search your closets, bring everything that you can The Backson! The Backson! We're gonna catch the Backson! We'll save Christopher Robin by following Rabbit's plan The Backson! The Backson! We'll save Christopher Robin! We must be brave and have no fear Search to the death, we'll persevere We'll search by the sun and the light and the moon and everything goes well! We'll be back soon! Back soon? Back soon! Sounds like Backson Back soon! Oh well, good luck everyone!