Nobody Does It Better

Funky fresh on the microphone Too Short Too Short See, I'm fresh like always, I'm comin' at you And you know I won't stop till I'm through So get on it now is the time Too Short, baby,'s gonna spit that rhyme At you, 'cause I'm jammin', so check me I play the music even made the beat 'Cause I'm the most rappin', most rhymin' Rollin in a drop-top straight high-sidin' On you, boy, I'm poppin' the most I come from Oakland don't play me close 'Cause I'm a player love to play this game I get funky out here pumpin' the name Too Short the one and only, I just rock it Fat bankrolls in my pocket Call me the dirty rapper', I'll say, "Sure" But I'm a young black entrepreneur I'm an MC, right I own a company too Programmed the drums and made the groove So when you look in my face you see a wealthy man I hope it's not hard for you to understand I'm the businessman, it's not the same I'm treated like a dope dealer runnin' the game And you wonder why I can't get no peace I'm makin' more than the chief of police I'm Short, Too Short Short, Too Short Short, Too Short Short, Too Short Now that I've established one fact I came here to rap You got a choice to make about me Can I get busy, are my raps too weak? Boy, you're too grown, don't say I'm borin' Just because you know I come from California Where many rappers get no respect I'm at home in a tape deck I get played and played until it's all played out Sucker MC's come to my house They want a contract, get signed up But like toys they need a good wind-up Then the other suckers sayin' no names Rap on the mic and use New York slang Even though we don't talk like that out here The point I'm tryin' make comes out so clear You want paper or plastic, Visa or cash? You wanna burn rubber, gonna step on the gas Now nip, dip, roll the strip Gonna take your mind on a serious tip Like always I made the beat funky I keep your head bouncin' like a dope fiend junkie I got to say it before I break, I never rap fake 'Cause I'm Short, Too Short Short, Too Short Short, Too Short Short, Too Short See, I'm fresh like always no sweat It's time to jump back in the mix And get on it, now is the time Too Short baby's gonna spit that rhyme I sell records everyday and still I get no radio play I got homies they love my beat So you hear me all over the streets A tape rhymes with bass, I make it deep The kinda tape you'll always keep So if you lose it, you're not my mama's son It ain't free go and buy another one Like a costume party on Halloween MC's pop up on the scene So you made a record, I saw your poster I'm still harder than you, boy, look closer Won't say who's best, I just tell you the truth You're not makin' money so it couldn't be you So if that leaves me Too Short, baby I keep it in tune like Do-Re-Mi With a strict rap tempo, bass line simple Take that, it's a Too Short rap It's on you, boy, I'm poppin' the most I come from Oakland, don't play me close 'Cause I'm Short, Too Short Short, Too Short Short, Too Short Short, Too Short Tell me, nobody does it better than Too Short I take a Limousine to the airport Fly first class, never ever last 'Cause a brother like me, I pay cash Twinkle, twinkle, star in the night Don't look now but I'm shinin' bright I know you wanna hear my triple X Foul language, girls and sex Well, I'm gonna tell you 'bout livin' the life Stayin' in school and not smokin' the pipe It's hard to be a rich man, don't you know? When you drop out of school and start smokin' dope It goes D you M be, you're lookin' for some D Then start tweakin', it's goin' on You don't like it?We'll, play another song I got rhymes, you wanna hear? I sing 'em every day of the year You try to get it, you think you got it I hope you like it, 'cause you sure can't stop it This rap is so funky fresh Too Short, baby, in the flesh And if you ever say I'm through So what I'm makin' more than you 'Cause I'm Short, Too Short Short, Too Short Short, Too Short Short, Too Short No body does it better Short, Too Short Short, Too Short Short, Too Short