Nasty Habits

Here's something to think about Where would we be now without Nasty habits, nasty habits Makes me want to scream and shout Life would be so dull without Nasty habits, nasty habits All those naughty little things That we don't discuss publicly Nasty habits, nasty habits Tell me your secrets, tell me your name Tell me your secrets Does it please you to employ Little girls or little boys Nasty habits, nasty habits Do you like to romp and play By yourself when they're away Nasty affair what do I care Do you peek at magazines Filled with doggies and leather queens Nasty habits, nasty habits Tell me your secrets that no one should hear Whisper them softly into my ear I won't tell, I won't tell People act so proper when they're going 'bout their business Cup of coffee, friendly conversation 'Til they get home 'Til they get home Turn the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion No one will know No one will know Nasty habits I must condone No one knows what I do when I'm all alone Nasty habits I'm so ashamed Nasty habits here to stay Now they'll never go away Try and stop you'll have to pay Nasty habits are here to stay People act so proper when they're going 'bout their business Cup of coffee, friendly conversation 'Til they get home 'Til they get home Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion No one will know No one will know Nasty habits I must condone No one knows what I do when I'm all alone Nasty habits I'm so ashamed But we must not let that stop our little game Nasty habits are so much fun Nasty habits here to stay Now they'll never go away Try and stop you'll have to pay Nasty habits are here to stay