Water Torture

{J.G. Thirwell) The SNOT-GREEN sea - the SCROTUM-TIGHTENING sea Cast thine bread upon the water - the SALTY water of the BRINY DEEP Eternal backstroke in the vasty deep of the ocean of fire and brimstone Looking at a haunted void - I'm all at sea, flat on thine back As buoyant as the Titanic fifty years on so COME ON, Neptune, DRAG ME DOWN Tadpole in the dead dead sea - FIREWATER! FIREWATER! That drip drip drip is making me sick/That drip drip drip is making me sink I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE This time the decider has shown no quarter I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER Fire and water, firewater, water torture, WATER TORTURE I could walk on water 'til I landed in strife now I'm treading water NOW I SWIM FOR MY LIFE My wetsuit's got a hole in it's pocket Stuck my wet to in a live hot socket STUCK MY WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET, WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET Water everywhere can't see the horizon... can't even be WASHED UP or BEACHED Not even a TERN to keep my eyes on... I shouldn't've practised what BEELZEBUB Preached... I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE This time the decider has shown no quarter I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!! Must've bought my life from a used car salesman... only one previous owner I must've bought my life from a used car salesman... one previous owner... A little old lady... wish she'd driven it to church on Sunday Four flat tyres - break an AXLE one day That drip drip drip is making me sick/That drip drip drip is making me sink That drip drip drip is making me drink/That drip drip drip is making me sick I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE This time the decider has shown no quarter I JUST HAD A BACKYARD COATHANGER JOB FROM THE SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!! WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE