Song parody of
Spanked
by Van Halen
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Hey, I'm all feet up, watchin' TV
Someplace to feast my eyes, oh
Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh, uh, hey
Tell me, who ya gonna call
When you need that affection?
Ya got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
Well, just a-hang your love line
In her direction, whoa
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh
Yeah, all you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, oh
Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man
After that, cost ya four
And she be up for negotiations, mmm hmm
If you call back for more, oh oh oh ah
Now who ya gonna call
When you need that special (special)
Little somethin', mmm
You can say what you like
It's all confidential, whoa
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, huh
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, whoa
Hey, all you bad, bad boys
Make a mind blow
All you bad, bad boys (dial 1-900-spanked)
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, hey
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh
All you bad, bad boys
Yeah, it's a spank line, yeah
All you bad, bad boys
Just, call her up, ha, call her up
1-900-spanked (all you bad, bad boys)
1-900-spanked you bad, bad, bad, boys
(All you bad, bad boys) Just call her up
It's a spank line, yeah, oh, ow
Hey, I'm all feet up, watchin' TV
Someplace to feast my eyes, oh
Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh, uh, hey
Tell me, who ya gonna call
When you need that affection?
Ya got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
Well, just a-hang your love line
In her direction, whoa
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh
Yeah, all you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, oh
Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man
After that, cost ya four
And she be up for negotiations, mmm hmm
If you call back for more, oh oh oh ah
Now who ya gonna call
When you need that special (special)
Little somethin', mmm
You can say what you like
It's all confidential, whoa
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, huh
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, whoa
Hey, all you bad, bad boys
Make a mind blow
All you bad, bad boys (dial 1-900-spanked)
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, hey
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh
All you bad, bad boys
Yeah, it's a spank line, yeah
All you bad, bad boys
Just, call her up, ha, call her up
1-900-spanked (all you bad, bad boys)
1-900-spanked you bad, bad, bad, boys
(All you bad, bad boys) Just call her up
It's a spank line, yeah, oh, ow
