Song parody of
I'll Keep the Kids
by Montgomery Gentry
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You don't have to holler,
And we don't have to fight.
We can settle all this, right here
Right now, tonight
No need to call no lawyer
You don't have to pack no bags
It's obvious, all you want is
Half more than your half
I see here on this paper
You wrote what you want down
Want me to sign over
What was ours is all yours now
Take the house that my sweat built ya'
Here's the keys to both the cars
I'll do you up the title to my ole Harley in the barn
Take all our family pictures
And my records off the wall
And any other sign of livin' proof
That I lived here at all
Can't help but not see a couple little things
Not there on your list
So if you don't care
I'll keep the kids
Look at dads old Gibson,
I see you wrote that down
Girl, that's below the belt
But it's all yours now
There's Grandmas diamond ring
She wore fifty some odd years
She'll probably roll over in her grave,
But, I'll leave it here
I'm outta here
Take the bass boat and that tractor,
All my guns and Earnhardt hat.
Every nickel we had tucked away
And twenty years I can't get back
Take the shirt right off my shoulders
Hope it fits ole what's his name
Take everything you think your world revolves around everyday
Can't help but not see a couple little things
Not there on your list
So if you don't care
I'll keep the kids
Can't help but not see a couple little things
Not there on your list
So if you don't care
I'll keep the kids
Couple little things you won't miss
You don't have to holler,
And we don't have to fight.
We can settle all this, right here
Right now, tonight
No need to call no lawyer
You don't have to pack no bags
It's obvious, all you want is
Half more than your half
I see here on this paper
You wrote what you want down
Want me to sign over
What was ours is all yours now
Take the house that my sweat built ya'
Here's the keys to both the cars
I'll do you up the title to my ole Harley in the barn
Take all our family pictures
And my records off the wall
And any other sign of livin' proof
That I lived here at all
Can't help but not see a couple little things
Not there on your list
So if you don't care
I'll keep the kids
Look at dads old Gibson,
I see you wrote that down
Girl, that's below the belt
But it's all yours now
There's Grandmas diamond ring
She wore fifty some odd years
She'll probably roll over in her grave,
But, I'll leave it here
I'm outta here
Take the bass boat and that tractor,
All my guns and Earnhardt hat.
Every nickel we had tucked away
And twenty years I can't get back
Take the shirt right off my shoulders
Hope it fits ole what's his name
Take everything you think your world revolves around everyday
Can't help but not see a couple little things
Not there on your list
So if you don't care
I'll keep the kids
Can't help but not see a couple little things
Not there on your list
So if you don't care
I'll keep the kids
Couple little things you won't miss
