Song parody of
Half a Man
by Willie Nelson
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If I only had one arm to hold you better yet if I had none at all
Then I wouldn't have two arms that ache for you I'd have one less mem'ry to recall
If I only had one ear to listen to the lies that you told to me
Then I would more closely resemble the half a man you've made of me
And if I had been born with but one eye then I only have one eye to cry
And if half of my heart turned to ashes maybe have my heartaches died
And if I only have one leg to stand on
Then how much how much truer picture you'd see
But then I'd more closely resamble the half of man you've made of me
[ guitar ]
And if I only have one leg to stand on...
If I only had one arm to hold you better yet if I had none at all
Then I wouldn't have two arms that ache for you I'd have one less mem'ry to recall
If I only had one ear to listen to the lies that you told to me
Then I would more closely resemble the half a man you've made of me
And if I had been born with but one eye then I only have one eye to cry
And if half of my heart turned to ashes maybe have my heartaches died
And if I only have one leg to stand on
Then how much how much truer picture you'd see
But then I'd more closely resamble the half of man you've made of me
[ guitar ]
And if I only have one leg to stand on...
