Perfect Saturday

Yeah This beat remind me of back in the day Sunshine chillin' Man, tell em about your perfect Saturday Woke up at ten, no worries at all Another sunny day in LA, that’s time we roll Hear my homie J 'cause he rolls the blunts tight Head’s still spinnin from the freaks last night Yea man, you know I got the sticky for sho And 5 females coming over at 4 I’mma hop in the shower, clean my neck So I’m the polo sport too to press a stance Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors Top down cruising as I head to the store Dreamy house in Bruse, everything that we need Layin' back to the crib smoking endo weed It’s the perfect Saturday, there’s knock on the door Man these girls a bit early, it’s a quarter to four Man we shoot these freaks I’mma see in my bed Open the door and see my homie Ned Oh hey guys, how’s it going? Wuddup Ned? I got 911, need to use your head That’s a no can do, ooh your breath is all hit Yea, I know , now move, I gotta take a shit Now one more minute, the bathroom was yours When we got those fine freaks coming over at 4 Fine freaks?! Okay, dude, play it I’ll just hold it and let out small farts for the rest of the night Okay Ned, thanks for stopping by You’re welcome Seriously Ned, it was good to see you I know Pete said the freaks are gonna be up any minute We can do it, let’s go Hey hold on, he’s your friend, you should ask him to leave Because if the freaks come here he cannot be here Hold on Shit! Ah, one second What time is it? It’s 4, it’s them Who? The freaks? Yes, get Ned out Ned you gotta hop out the window But we’re on the 5th floor, Yes, move like endo I’m not doing that Then hit the bathroom on the double The dubs in my block and you’re toyin with some trouble Look, seriously I’ll hold it I’ve been in this situation literally hundreds of times Oh what the fuck? Oh no I’m gonna need to borrow some pants No We were buzzing why didn't you? Oh hey ladies Oh my God it smells like fuckin death in here Hey freaks! This place smells like shit It was them I’m out of here Back away Oh you guys blew it Well that’s too bad but we ain’t mad No I thought we got something to show you It’s down this hallway, we open the stall then A surprise? Yea man, something like that So walk out front and don’t look back What’s all this plastic? Were you painting last night? Don’t worry about it, just walk towards the light It sure is pretty Yea, sure is Close your eyes man You’re my only friends Yea, motherfuckers You really think you were gonna get out of this without a fart joke did you? You wack motherfuckers You pussy motherfuckers The fuck y'all thinkin? This is Lonely Island! Oh cause we got a little paper now? And you see us on the TV You think we don’t do fart jokes no more? We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin' ya mama’s tit Ya fart motherfuckers, fuck y'all