Go Kindergarten

Party people (party people) We have taken control of your minds (your minds) So get on the floor (oh yeah) 'Cause it's time to kick up dirt, now let's work Hey – we're gonna dance tonight, okay? We're all shining bright, let the music take you away Don't ask questions, just do everything we say On the floor, ladies shake that ass Shake that, shake that ass, work it, twerk it, drop it fast Fellas, whip your dick out – whip, whip your dick out Indiana Jones and whip your fuckin' dick out Now punch your friend – punch, punch your friend Get on the fuckin' floor and punch your best friend Your butt look flat – make that shit flap Use the art of perspective, or hide it in a hat Go stupid, get stupid – because we said to do it Go dumb, eat garbage – we goin' kindergarten Yeah – you know, some of it might seem strange But don't think, just obey Let the music play, 'cause we put it in the song So do everything that we say Have a motherfuckin' baby on the floor Raise it in the club, homeschool it by the door Now be ambidextrous – fuckin' ambidextrous We'll come around and test you It's no biggie on our checklist Now ladies, whip your dick out – whip, whip your dick out Don't ask how, just fuckin' figure it out Now make your booty speak – teach that ass English Make it suck helium and (talk like this) Now eat the banana – potassium for stamina Then build a school, burn it down Get on the floor and do it now Fuck a house, eat a shoe, all because we told you to So raise your glass, then break the glass Then stomp your bare feet on the glass Champagne perks, popping mollies Middle fingers up, now chop 'em off Then pose nude for a family friend (And never speak of it again) The party's here, and you can't escape (So just do everything that we say) Go zombie, be brainless Here we are, entertain us Get stupid, go moron We goin' kindergarten