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I Can't Be Counted On

by Meat Puppets

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Give me lots of money A house upon a hill Send me pretty women Or threaten me and still I can't be counted on I'll come up to your house And attempt to fix your sink Do a mediocre job As I'm leaving you will think I can't be counted on If you're needing something You know that I'll be gone I will not answer when you call If you're waiting for me Then you'll be waiting long I can't be counted on at all My eye is on the pork The pork is in the pan If something needs a'doing Well you know I'm not your man I can't be counted on If you're counting on me You know I'll let you down You can't be counting on me Cause you know I'm just a clown I can't be counted on

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