How Country Are Ya?

Yeah The other night I met this hot country momma She was lookin' fine I was thinkin' oooh yeah I wanna Take her home Make her mine But all she got to say to my pickup lines Was woah hoss!! Hit the break before We go any further, Let's get 1 thang straight How country are ya? Ya, she said I really need to know Can you two steps? Yep! Good cuz I'd had to let you go You love your momma? Yep Make lots of money? You own a shutgun? Yep, yep I got 2 of those With all these city slicker Wanna-be's I had to be sure How country are you? Yep! Well she wore me out With her long interrogations I had my doubts and my own reservations I had a list of little things I wanted in a woman worth a wedding ring So I sat her down Said this won't take long Yeah I've got a few questions of my own How country are ya? Yep, girl I really need to know Do you shoot whiskey? Yep! Good Cuz I had to let you go Can you fry chicken? Yep! Whoop up some gravy? Oh, I think you'd just be my kinda baby With all these city girls Sniffin' around I had to be sure How country are ya? How country are ya? Yep We're like 2 peas in a pot How country are ya? Come on let's tie the knot We go together like grits and gravy Come on let's get to makin' us some babies If we ever doubted it, now we both know How country are ya? Yep! How country are ya? Yep!