Slide and Rock On

Yo this blunt is for all the niggaz that was in the Holding pen with me in central booking Welcome to the system [Ha ha ha ha! Yeah! Motherfuckers! Coming to you live from Newark New Jersey] [Hey Redman would you roll that blunt and get me fucked up] Fucked up [all night] all night [Hey Redman would you roll that blunt and get me fucked up] Fucked up [all night] all night [Yeah! Coming to you live, straight out of Jersey, motherfucker] Rock on, rock on, yo here comes that Funkadelic I come wetter than Purple Rain, I bust brains, the funk Doctor Spock, got the glock, now I'm smoking out your sess spot I rock from here to Bedstuy, I hit the spot like XY Who is that nigga that's coming six billion feet I roll my funk and find tone even smoke up blues with 18th Street I cut massively with sneaky styles like Dick Dastardly Look at the letter-coated afro like my man Shaft would be The new vroom, crisp like chicken and Chinese food I'm just like The Whispers here to put you in the mood [Jumping Jersey] Yeah you heard me, got more family than the Partridge Roll the red carpet for Red from here to corner markey You're trying me, I'm a menace of society, right [Yo yo they killed your style] Yo yo, I ain't letting shit ride Dropping the verbs and nouns, antonyms and homonyms Covering my dick, plus I'm diesel like all of them [Chorus] Rock rock on, you gotta rock rock on [somebody, help Me!] Rock rock on, you gotta rock rock on [You gotta rock on] Rock rock on, you gotta rock rock on Rock rock on, you gotta rock rock on My momma used to tell me turn that shit the fuck off So I had to play like Foxy and get off [get off] My shit was thick I bought a clip then cocked my own grip at honeydips 'Cause moms made enough loot just to pay the bills with, beeitch Selling bags from uptown Me and Lester put our money together now we got the block locked down 31 to local A-Train's, Hoboken I took the back way, New Jersey transit cops were open I'm hoping, that they don't go inside my boots 'Cause we had everything, from jewelry to Thai-one suits And client el, I'm drinking Ballentine L in hell So Redman rock well before our record sell Then my moms crib was jacked by the jealous [And if ya ain't come back] Is what the base-head used to tell us [Yo fellas!] Our whole scheme sinking like boats 'Cause Les mixed biz with pleasure when we should of stuck to lactose But every good thing comes to a end With no ends, on the block, selling weed again My moms tried to make me go to school, I just didn't listen Got locked up, now I'm all in the system, listen Whats up! I tickle your putty-cars with my loonie raps On groovy tracks, I make new jacks catch convulsions like groupie acts From my city I spread it all like Jiffy It's a mystery, my spliff be live like 145th be I mold like clay, and roll dice just like Andrew I stay strapped just like bamboo, my crews got mad handle Whatever, the weather be, I got mental telepathy So throw your bombest rapper and watch me intercept emcees I keep my car underground just like the Lords Even though I'm known, like all the four wheels on the course So let me pull up to your bumper like Grace Jones 'Cause my shit be way off the hook like pay phones! *Dial tone*