Noncompliance to ASTM F899-12 Standard

Numbing torturous troubadours Of this melodious dirge Ostentatious triumphalism Impressarios of despair Virtuosos of the visceral Artisans of the morgue Wretched morbid euphemisms Orating grisly tongue This is the way of all flesh that will decay The cycle of death exhausted well and truly plagued A vacuous malaise for which you studiously cater The lowest common neonate denominator Germinated spores are sown Plagiarised as your own But it's you we've outgrown Stillborn at birth Artistically moribund Soulless ghosts of the underground By the past you are bound Stunted at birth Dulled, blunted, low tensile dearth metal Melodists of soullessness Harmonisers of the converse In heartless exuberance Impotent vain facile notations Purveyors of rottenness Deadpan putrescent prose A musical spent blunt force trauma The butcher's cur attenuated This is the way of all flesh that will decay The cycle of death exhausted well and truly played A terminal malaise that you so feverishly savour The lowest common puerile denominator The fruits of perfection shown Assimulated & decomposed But it's you that's been outgrown Stillborn at birth Non hardened, brittle, untempered, dead This is the way of all flesh that will decay The cycle of death unbroken - stunted at birth A vacuous malaise well and truly plagued -the lowest common denominator -stillborn at birth Dulled, blunted, low tensile dearth metal Artistically moribund Soulless ghosts of the underground By our own past we are bound Stillborn at birth - D.O.A.