My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

After my show thought I'd have a little fun Hopped on a horse, Lord, he sure could run Well, I got a butt kickin' when the police finally caught me Not a moment too soon, Tim McGraw jumped in Did his best Jackie Chan, caught a cop on the chin Now I don't understand why they're arrestin' me My cellmate thinks I'm sexy I really turn him on He's always starin' at me When the guards are gone I'm runnin' out of cigarettes, he's askin' me to dance He likes the way I'm lookin' in these orange pants I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me My cellmate thinks I'm sexy I'd give anything right now to be back on my bus I'm hidin' in my bunk but he's climbin' on up Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs Says he's got a dream, I'm afraid of what it is You're never gonna see me on a horse after this I only get one call, I hope that Faith is home My cellmate thinks I'm sexy He just won't leave me alone He's blowin' kisses at me And I'm duckin' ‘em all I hate to break it to him, I'm in no mood for romance What part of no don't this fool understand I'm in big trouble if somebody doesn't come and get me My cellmate thinks I'm sexy One day behind bars is long enough ‘Cause when I drop the soap, Lord his eyes light up My cellmate thinks My cellmate thinks I'm sexy I really turn him on My name is Kenny Chesney This ain't where I belong Me and Tim's in trouble buddy that there is for sure George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait tour I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me My cellmate thinks I'm sexy